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Kelsey Kirk

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Sharing stories out of @unmc. Former reporter for @owhnews.

Only one kid acknowledged my porch goose in his candy corn costume on Halloween and honestly I’m still kind of reeling from that.

kels2's tweet image. Only one kid acknowledged my porch goose in his candy corn costume on Halloween and honestly I’m still kind of reeling from that.

I need the Yankees to clinch tonight for obvious reasons but also I cannot listen to Bob Costas for another game.


My biggest takeaway from “Trap” is that I’m old because I still say “jelly” for “jealous.” Not handling it well


Catching up on like four seasons of Top Chef and I’m begging everyone to stop making risotto.


Even the dog was depressed with the score of today’s Yankees game.

kels2's tweet image. Even the dog was depressed with the score of today’s Yankees game.

Never thought I’d ask myself if it’s still hot dog season for my lawn goose or if we’ve shifted to swimsuit season but here we are

kels2's tweet image. Never thought I’d ask myself if it’s still hot dog season for my lawn goose or if we’ve shifted to swimsuit season but here we are

Where do I submit my plot ideas

The new iteration of “The Office” has been picked up to series at Peacock. According to the official logline, the series will focus on “a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters.” bit.ly/3UACZVO

Variety's tweet image. The new iteration of “The Office” has been picked up to series at Peacock. 

According to the official logline, the series will focus on “a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters.” bit.ly/3UACZVO


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Happy Arbor Day.

UNMCCOM's tweet image. Happy Arbor Day.

How I felt explaining the entire Kate Middleton thing to coworkers today:

kels2's tweet image. How I felt explaining the entire Kate Middleton thing to coworkers today:

Amazing! @BigBird we are on our way to make you big again! #HelpBigBird



I washed, dried, folded AND put away multiple loads of laundry all in the same day so I think 2024 is off to a solid start


I didn’t think I could be more obsessed with an internet thing than I was with Shelby and Dolly but then the Pop Tart mascot happened so here I am


I went to Costco on a Sunday (!) for one item and left with only that one item. Please clap


I told my cousin’s 6-year-old she couldn’t ride my Peloton until she gets bigger. And she very seriously said, “So when I turn 40? Like you?” 😑


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