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If you think people hate Trump because Twitter told them to or because it's the new thing to do, there's only 1 way to say this... You're a fucking idiot.

He’s literally trying to help a nation that hates him, when majority of y’all only hate him because twitter told you to



Had subway for the first time in a decade. Still sucks. More expensive. You're welcome.


Me watching the Cowboys:


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I thought my ethically-challenged colleague @BobMenendezNJ could use some encouragement given his substantial legal problems. So, I approached a seasoned expert on the matter to give ‘Bobby from Jersey’ some advice.


Yes I would like to be your friend, my only requirement is that you come eat the food I make.

kevbotbot's tweet image. Yes I would like to be your friend, my only requirement is that you come eat the food I make.

Players finishing their careers in Saudi Arabia reading this like:

Zlatan has a message for players choosing to end their careers in Saud Arabia 🗣

ESPNFC's tweet image. Zlatan has a message for players choosing to end their careers in Saud Arabia 🗣


Them: how do we solve *insert any problem here*? Research:


Nothing is underwhelming when you are trading for trash

The Dallas Mavericks made an ‘underwhelming’ trade offer for Deandre Ayton, per gophnx.com

TheDunkCentral's tweet image. The Dallas Mavericks made an ‘underwhelming’ trade offer for Deandre Ayton, per gophnx.com


Ngl, the introduction of Threads and the rebrand of Twitter to X has led to me scrolling LinkedIn more than either of these pieces of shit


Me on Life360 waiting for Linds to get back so we can hangout:


You ever see someone walk and just know they are unathletic? Lol


I wanna be able to like a song twice on Spotify. Really get my point across.


Following the dry path on the highway during a storm so I don't hydroplane and die..


Where have all the Lindas gone? In 1947, nearly 100,000 baby girls in the U.S.—over 5% of all born—were Lindas. In 2022, just 346. CC: @WSJ

SteveRattner's tweet image. Where have all the Lindas gone?

In 1947, nearly 100,000 baby girls in the U.S.—over 5% of all born—were Lindas.

In 2022, just 346. CC: @WSJ


"one of the best soccer players ever scores goals against boys school league, what a feat!"

MESSI MAGIC AGAIN❗️ 4 GOALS IN 3 MATCHES WITH INTER MIAMI 🔥 (via @MLS)



Ben Simmons is as healthy he’s ever been since his final year with the 76ers, per @MarcJSpears “The expectation is he will fully resume his career at the level he has prior to leaving Philadelphia.”

BleacherReport's tweet image. Ben Simmons is as healthy he’s ever been since his final year with the 76ers, per @MarcJSpears

“The expectation is he will fully resume his career at the level he has prior to leaving Philadelphia.”


Cause the MLS sucks 🤣

Messi now has 3 goals in 2 matches with Inter Miami 🌴 It took him 19 matches to reach 3 goals with Barcelona and 6 matches to reach 3 goals with PSG 😳

espn's tweet image. Messi now has 3 goals in 2 matches with Inter Miami 🌴

It took him 19 matches to reach 3 goals with Barcelona and 6 matches to reach 3 goals with PSG 😳


People are dressing up to go to the movies and I wanna go in pajamas.


I'm biased as fuck, but rugby is a fucking crazy ass sport lmao I can't wait to go to war again. America should like this more.


If this happened more in baseball I'd watch. Give me slugfest.

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