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do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Yous have made a film about lone survivor (which is amazing) what about a game next? @MarcusLuttrell @SEALofHonor
Hate when people don't have the balls to say things to your face! But have the balls to say it behind your back?! #Wasters
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Twitter.. the only place u can follow someone without being called a stalker or being arrested!
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