Forgive your enemies but remember their names!
"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word to describe 'a face in need of a slap'.
A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
When you call some one a "dork" - you are actually calling them a whale's penis.
do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Yous have made a film about lone survivor (which is amazing) what about a game next? @MarcusLuttrell @SEALofHonor
Hate when people don't have the balls to say things to your face! But have the balls to say it behind your back?! #Wasters
We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realise there inside us
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.The only KKK that will let black guys inside them.
Twitter.. the only place u can follow someone without being called a stalker or being arrested!
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