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There is no tangible difference between "climate change is a hoax" and "climate change is real but doing anything about it on the scale the science demands is unrealistic". Both are climate denial. Both lead to inaction. Irreversible tipping points are just that: Irreversible.


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Dear CNN, Startling means surprising or astonishing. dictionary.com/browse/startli…

A startling number of women say they have been harassed while running cnn.it/2woZdPp

CNN's tweet image. A startling number of women say they have been harassed while running cnn.it/2woZdPp


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Ole “Where my hug at” looking fish

Triggerfish can be found in tropical and subtropical oceans throughout the world.

oceana's tweet image. Triggerfish can be found in tropical and subtropical oceans throughout the world.
oceana's tweet image. Triggerfish can be found in tropical and subtropical oceans throughout the world.


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It's odd that Jim Jordan is running for House Speaker, seeing as how he's known for keeping his mouth shut.


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I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.


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This morning in Lower Manhattan someone put a life sized, fake Putin on the Wall Street Bull and covered it with dildos.

RustyBertrand's tweet image. This morning in Lower Manhattan someone put a life sized, fake Putin on the Wall Street Bull and covered it with dildos.

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Holy moly this is AMAZING! Everything about it. Whoever wrote and directed this is a genius. And MJ Hegar is pretty damn awesome. @mjhegar @ComediansResist

Why am I running for Congress against a Tea Party Republican in Texas? It all started with a door: youtu.be/Zi6v4CYNSIQ



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Yea, so if you work for a president who brags about habitually violating women in an administration that habitually violates women’s rights ... spare us the selective outrage about a comedian using a word that violates your safe space. That's my hot take. shareblue.com/sarah-sanders-…


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I don’t care about a woman calling another woman a cunt in order to call our her hypocrisy and corruption. I care about the hypocrisy and corruption. #SamanthaBee


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BY AGE 3,500 YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT PEACE TO THE GALAXY THROUGH CONTROL OF THE SPICE, MERGED LIFEFORMS WITH ANOTHER SPECIES, AND SUSTAINED HUMANKIND FOR ANOTHER MILLENIA

qrush's tweet image. BY AGE 3,500 YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT PEACE TO THE GALAXY THROUGH CONTROL OF THE SPICE, MERGED LIFEFORMS WITH ANOTHER SPECIES, AND SUSTAINED HUMANKIND FOR ANOTHER MILLENIA

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Congratulations to everyone who got us closer to nuclear war than we've been in decades because they didn't like how a woman used email.


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UPDATE: Democrats just offered an amendment to ensure corporations use their tax savings to raise employee wages at the same rate they increase executive pay, stock buybacks and dividends to shareholders. Every single Republican voting, voted NO. #GOPTaxPlan


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With great power comes great responsibility to just motherfucking keep your goddamn dick in your pants when it's clear no one wants it out.


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Twitter, where everyday you can witness courage in the face of zero adversity


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Darn it, I thought no one knew I had a super power over weather.

I don't believe Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston electing a lesbian mayor. But that is more credible than "climate change."



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Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’ trib.al/VNrcOnQ

TheOnion's tweet image. Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’ trib.al/VNrcOnQ

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