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Yassified my friend’s baby to maintain anonymity and then yassified myself because I felt busted next to him

veryharryhill's tweet image. Yassified my friend’s baby to maintain anonymity and then yassified myself because I felt busted next to him

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They’re saying they’ve never seen a 31 year old man wrap presents like that. They’re saying I might need to see a neurologist. They’re saying it gives “first day owning a pair of hands”


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Man looks like a can of hazy IPA from the worst local brewery on earth

Ed Sheeran graces the cover of Men’s Health UK.

PopBase's tweet image. Ed Sheeran graces the cover of Men’s Health UK.


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In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.


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And the facial hair too!

Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.

EricMGarcia's tweet image. Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.


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she's about to drop an Autumn Budget that is so austere

i think my game is glitched

iamshylarenae's tweet image. i think my game is glitched


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Myles Garrett is DIFFERENT

BussinWTB's tweet image. Myles Garrett is DIFFERENT


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Watching Michael Rosen patiently try and explain basic principles to Kirstie Allsopp is like watching Alan Turing carfully trying to explain times tables to a koala bear.


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I was watching Lord of the Rings. It's set in middle earth, during the Third Age - and this scene pops up. In the foreground: 4 hobbits, including a pair of hobbit twins 1 Dwarf 3 Humans (Including a Wizard???) 1 Elf It immediately stuck out to me, so I looked up the actual…

WhickTv's tweet image. I was watching Lord of the Rings. It's set in middle earth, during the Third Age - and this scene pops up.

 In the foreground:
4 hobbits, including a pair of hobbit twins
1 Dwarf
3 Humans (Including a Wizard???)
1 Elf

It immediately stuck out to me, so I looked up the actual…

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Elon is a pedophile with no friends

Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing



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They look like faces off the video for 'Black Hole Sun'

Laura loomer just landed in Israel. Mossad briefing ?

JeffreyxEpstein's tweet image. Laura loomer just landed in Israel. 

Mossad briefing ?


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Steamed Hams, but voiced by Jeff Goldblum...


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I hope daft punks' helmets look at them like this saying "make more music"

_Zyzx_'s tweet image. I hope daft punks' helmets look at them like this saying 

"make more music"


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looks like Michael Barrymore holding a ventriloquist dummy.

Martin Scorsese and Bruce Springsteen take the carpet at the Academy Museum Gala



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Real good energy to this pic. You can tell it was from a simpler time, a time when lads still wore going out shirts and uploaded night out pics on Facebook.

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You’re laughing. Three million Rob Schneider fans are trapped in a digital purgatory and you’re laughing

Lmao I think this might be overstating the gravity of the situation a little

TakeThatNurses's tweet image. Lmao I think this might be overstating the gravity of the situation a little


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Like the Sugarbabes this, can’t keep track of the line-up.

A big welcome to @Danny__Kruger in Parliament today. 🇬🇧

Nigel_Farage's tweet image. A big welcome to @Danny__Kruger in Parliament today. 🇬🇧


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