linux cosmo tips
@linuxcosmotips
Tips that got Tux all the action - now YOU can learn his secrets!
Oracle and Oregon: have a big nasty fight. Then they have amazing make-up sex, get pregnant, give birth to a great website in nine months
Tip 74: Set an alias for cat to reroute its traffic away from your funtime. Wouldn't want it interrupting and breaking your concentration!
Tip 73: Don't forget to read the man page for touch, pipes, echo and fsck
Tip 72: Drive off the grid, where no 3G can connect. Connect into your USB port in the car. Alone and completely isolated...
Tip 71: Always wear a @USBCondom. crowdsupply.com/xipiter/usbcon…
Tip 70: Try scripting your sexytime. Then you can sit back and enjoy it, all while flexing your Bash skills
Tip 69: Make a twitter account for sex tips. Make exactly 69 tips.
Tip 68: Cosmo’s 2011 Distro Panel agreed that the hottest command is: “sudo apt-get upgrade”.
Tip 67: “One should dry-rsync as much as possible; it leads to great things.” — Cameron Diaz
Tip 66: A survey shows that Tux is the number-one mascot for linux distros. Role-play time...
Tip 65: Install a distro on a fresh laptop without fully unwrapping the packaging!
Tip 64: Configuring at a friend's house? Before you begin, pipe the any pleasure output into /dev/null.
Tip 63: Try cross-compiling across your desktop and your laptop. For more naughty fun, initiate the deed via SSH from your netbook!
Tip 62: Before inserting a floppy disk, caress the topmost part of the opening slowly. Who said old storage mediums couldn't be useful!
Tip 61: Next time you install a processor, overclock it. Whisper "Intel Inside."
linux cosmo tip #60: use an HDMI cable to render every hair on the framebuffer in the highest resolution possible
linux cosmo tip #59: record your moans of pleasure in OGG Vorbis and then place the file in /bin for them to find
linux cosmo tip #58: try some roleplay! Have one of you play Richard Stallman and the other...proprietary software!
Their file growth messages can glide over your tty's more easily, and the torrent traffic will transmit sensations over a wider area. (2/2)
linux cosmo tip #57: Encourage your users to touch torrented files when you have your favorite torrent client on (1/2)
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