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The best laugh never leaves your lungs

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Huge W

DudespostingWs's tweet image. Huge W

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The distrusting stare. The trap recognition. The reframe to "I will decide what I discuss". This is how a "10" becomes an icon


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i’m being sincere when i ask this ….please tell me clips like this are AI generated. I see so many where the person is a parody of what you’d think a retarded lib would say. I know ppl like this still exist but i feel like we’re being trolled by whoever wants us divided.

Liberal woman wants you to STOP saying the word Retard What is your response? 👀



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It’s a false dichotomy. A proper man doesn’t have pajamas. He has one pair of sweatpants which he purchased sometime during the Bush administration and which he will wear until he dies or becomes too fat for them.


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If you have $0, you get welfare. If you have $50 million, you get a bailout. If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.


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Seinfeld cast voting for mayor: seinfeld: cuomo elaine: mamdani kramer: sliwa george: wears an i voted sticker, didn’t vote The whole episode would be about George trying to get the sticker just to get a date with a women who works at the polling place with indecipherable…


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Just to be clear, Senator - you want Donald Trump to step in and force ABC and ESPN to make their content available on YouTube?

You might not be able to watch Monday Night Football tonight. Why? When companies get too big, they have the power to cut off your favorite channels. That's what's happening here. And what's Trump done about it? He's let them get away with it.



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It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I…

TimJDillon's tweet image. It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I…

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The Group Chat is sacred. it is the last bastion of free speech. where man can call his fellow man a gay retard in peace. leaking The Group Chat is the greatest of sins.


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This is not a problem for the government to solve.


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I pay for NFL Sunday Ticket YouTube TV with Red Zone Disney Plus Amazon Prime Yet, I'm literally watching the 4th quarter of the MNF game on someone's TikTok live. Despicable


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The crazy part is, I have some sort of subscription because I watch Espanyol matches on ESPN+ But I can’t watch MNF. I don’t understand it and quite frankly just don’t really care to figure it out right now. Just frustrating. All of it.


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Bro just won the Halloween Competition to end all Halloween Competitions.


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One of this year's best Halloween costumes [🎃 utahstories]

From Sarahh

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one of us forgot our tits at home 😜 @sydney_sweeney

sophaller's tweet image. one of us forgot our tits at home 😜 @sydney_sweeney

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Dear wives, your touch means alot to your husband


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Elite shirt. Happy college football Saturday.

ClayTravis's tweet image. Elite shirt. Happy college football Saturday.

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With the Series being 3-3, Game 7 is very important. Whichever team wins takes control of the Series!


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Happy Halloween!

JDVance's tweet image. Happy Halloween!

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This is how you own the joke,.. Democrats should take note


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