Luke
@lukewritescode
Apple Design Award Winner, iOS Technology Lead, Audiophile, Metalhead, Man of the Pun
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Seems like we sent some background extra from a market scene in EastEnders to #eurovision last night. First time we've gotten nothing and fully deserved it. He was out of breath half the time.
Great, now I'll never be able to restart after a kernel panic again without having to go play this first. youtube.com/watch?v=s53X6u…
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THE FEARLESS FLYERS /// Colonel Panic
It's 2019, and i can still put "Yahoo" as the return key text on a keyboard in iOS, but not "Log In".
It's a sad day when #AndroidStudio unzips and installs faster than #Xcode11. Apple really need to get their shit together :(
Surely at least one #flatearth idiot has just gotten in a boat or a plane and set off to try to find the edge?
Is it me, or does the @centralline feel like it's gotten MUCH bumpier either side of #Woodford in the past month or two? Feels like I actually leave my seat briefly now.
I feel bad for kids who are currently learning to program by moving shapes and animating dogs as they're gonna be hit with the cold reality of real development which is copy/pasting linux commands and resolving git merge conflicts.
Recruiter: "I've reviewed your profile and surmised that you do indeed, have a pulse, and you'd be perfect for this role."
Having to update my OS and reboot my machine to install an incremental Safari update is proof that Apple’s updating is broken.
“The best ideas won’t come from leaders in the top echelon (who have the most to lose and tend to play it safe). They’ll come from the most engaged employees, regardless of where they sit.” medium.com/smells-like-te…
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5 habits to drop immediately for a successful 2018
What worked this year may not help you next year.
Naming things is not so hard: If it’s unclear what your class does or will do in the future, you call it „Manager“. Just like in real life.
Just thanked an amazing man for sliding £10 into a basically comatose homeless guy's backpack on the @centralline. Couldn't wake him, off his face. Faith in humanity.
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