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@man_in_stem

Twitter for safari philosopher. Nothing bad happens when I don't preheat the oven

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Nov 15

dont say shrimp fried nothing. he fried something . he made it with love. why discourage a beginner. ..one day shrimp may never fry again and then what?

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Rihanna rihanna how listening to you makes me do all my chores so good!

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Nov 30

I’m sorry my good sis it seems you’re trapped in my belt buckle @RuPaul 💋

man_in_stem's tweet image. I’m sorry my good sis it seems you’re trapped in my belt buckle @RuPaul 💋
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Nov 30

when mygengar shirt on all my worries be gone

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Nov 30

turned my read receipts off. i don't want to fucking read i'm on my PHONE!

man_in_stem's tweet image. turned my read receipts off. i don't want to fucking read i'm on my PHONE!
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Nov 30

i'm eating a square of dark chocolate so i'm about to turn on auto capitalisation very soon

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Nov 30

didnt get a greggs today. it was a fucking pathetic excuse for being awake

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Nov 30

i dont like when dudes like my instagram story. im posting for beautiful women and my dan and phil emo bestfriend. so i hide them from it then destroy them with my mind

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Nov 30

i'm eating 3 rice cakes in bed

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jeb ☆
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Nov 28

so much can happen in a week for instance i just ate breadsticks and humous in bed and made tons of crumbs and earlier in the week i also ate a rice cake in bed and made tons of crumbs

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Nov 29

ooh nice breadsticks and hummus. oh no i ran out of breadsticks. okay i’ll get more. fuck not enough hummus now . okay i’ll get m

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Nov 28

so much can happen in a week for instance i just ate breadsticks and humous in bed and made tons of crumbs and earlier in the week i also ate a rice cake in bed and made tons of crumbs

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Nov 28

twitter doesnt understand that i would rather swallow £1 and shit it out than spend it on premium

man_in_stem's tweet image. twitter doesnt understand that i would rather swallow £1 and shit it out than spend it on premium
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Nov 27

Elong musk you will not take my shillings

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Nov 27

nobody drinks tap water quite like me

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Nov 25

I looveee doing Bulllshitttt please put me on taskmaster I will do so much bullshit

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Nov 25

friend has end. burger doesn’’t end

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Nov 22

hey girl, are you a burger? because i love you

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Nov 21

i should be allowed to go home early because my bestfriend is there

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Nov 20

the original ragebait was raising your hand to 'tell on' your friend just to ask to go to the toilet

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