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my body naturally wants to be awake at night because my ancient ancestors were on nightwatch to protect the tribe. my sleep schedule is fucked up because im protecting you from the creatures of the night while you sleep. be more thankful


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today is WHAT day?

Today is National Spaghetti Day.

PopBase's tweet image. Today is National Spaghetti Day.


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We need to start calling US soldiers baby killers again. It should be embarrassing to be a member of the US military. You serve pedophiles and oil companies


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Microslop

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.

Pirat_Nation's tweet image. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.
Pirat_Nation's tweet image. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.


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So let me get this straight. People are generating CSEM, chatbots are helping people commit murder and suicide, datacenters are turning drinking water into sludge in nearby villages… And people still support this?

THEYRE MAKING AI EDITS OR MINORS BRO LIKE WHY ARE WE NOT ANGRIER????



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life is like a penis sometimes it's up sometimes it's down but it's never hard forever ❤️


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i hope i read more books this year and make out with women


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REMINDER: You do not have the aid of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau anymore. Save all receipts. Screenshot all transactions. Notate them. You have rights. But YOU will have to fight for them in 2026 and beyond.


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By age 20, you should have: •at least one Discord server you never speak in •a game you regret how much money you’ve dumped into •an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character •a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust…


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rt if you fucking hate AI


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affirmations: i AM woke i AM that one friend that's too woke i AM woke enough for this everyday i become MORE WOKE


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it’s simple. i just need to lock in, be more attractive, eat healthier, cook more, remember to respond, heal from trauma, read more, become smarter and funnier, have the right relationship to sex, my gender and my body and fundamentally and wholly change who i am as a person


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unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.


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What's megan doing in katseye she should be at camp half-blood with all the other dyslexic bisexuals


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things i'm good at: 1. being awkward 2. daydreaming 3. not texting back 4. yearning 5. isolating myself


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i like to say yay and yippee out loud every now and then


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rayquaza having a mega and not a primal implies that it never left its prime


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i can't go on pinterest there are too many good images sometimes i get too hyped


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