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@mattjamesshaw
Wonders how kids today declare their undying love for each other without mixed tapes. R.I.P. Memorex gold 90 minutes.
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Now he's tanking the site And he's drowning in debt And he's reading the site While his diaper gets wet
PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY PUBLIC DEFENDER: DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR CHILDREN’S DNA TO A DATABASE! For that matter, this applies to everyone: DO NOT EVER VOLUNTARILY GIVE A DNA SAMPLE.
Texas is sending public school students home with DNA kits designed to help their parents identify their children "in case of an emergency." After the Uvalde shooting, many parents now feel even more anxious about sending their children to school. on.today.com/3TBVGGz
today.com
Texas schools send parents DNA kits to identify their kids’ bodies in emergencies
After the mass shooting in Uvalde, the kits are making many parents feel even more anxious about sending their children to school.
I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
Constantly terrified of having the opposite of imposter syndrome where I think I'm doing a great job but am actually so impressively bad that they want to do studies on me.
this guy faked drowning to see his cat's reaction and it went exactly as expected
It's not kindness if you're keeping a ledger.
1,813 retweets and we’ll recreate this
Starting to think it's a bad idea for Canada to be three corporations in a trench coat
"Duct tape, Brian? You thought DUCT TAPE would stop me? I'm a little offended, I thought you had more respect for me than that."
“I love you” is good. “This book I read reminded me of you, so I got you a copy” is better.
The turn signals on BMWs must be very hard to find.
you can moan about americans all you want but imagine there was 350 million australians
Oh no! I just realized I forgot to make healthy choices for the past 20 years
RT
This Saturday night might be the night to repost this. Watch till the end, please.
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