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Max Beizer

@maxbeizer

Developer. Singer/songwriter/self-deprecator.

I have found Twitter to be so toxic that it was actively making me unhappy. Like on FB, I have essentially gone dark. If I miss a message or mention from you, I apologize.


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If you think you can learn nothing from a beginner, you’re probably not really an expert.


RE: reading about monads... @cfactoid : haskell docs are a TRIP me: I can find easier ways to feel dumb


My non-grey hairs: let’s all go in this direction Greys: nah


So nice to meet you last night @GigCityElixir ! I hope you enjoyed our fair city


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PSA: Weary and wary are not synonyms nor are they they same word.


80% of the invocations of Pareto's Law are 20% accurate.


Remember the song that starts “looks like we made it” — where did they make it to? In my head, it was always Denny’s. They made it to Denny’s.


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TIL there's a name for taking extensive daytime activities into your evening dreams #TheTetrisEffect en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_ef…


Dear @Conductor , unsubscribe means unsubscribe. What's the point of having an unsubscribe link if it doesn't work. Not a good look.


Every time a TV chef says "nice and..." I die a little inside.


TIL: some Australians are considering moving controversial Australia Day date from 26 January to 8 May. I say, "good onya, May 8." bbc.com/news/world-aus…


The one wherein I try to explain Bobby Tables to my in-laws… imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploit…


Current favorite typo I make consistently: 'precious' when I mean 'previous'


.@nodevember the @heroku after party is at Ruby. 2411 Blakemore— next door to Harris Hillman School. #nodevember2017


I hope you're doing well, Terrence!

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I just had a really positive experience with @JetBlue customer service. It's great to have something nice to say about CSRs!


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