MC_Jakakamega
@mc_jakakamega
MC,Events host, Stand-up comedian,actor and voice over artist.
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For the first time in the history of our country we have seen jobless doctors, a profession that never used to lack job opportunities at all.
Woman get turned on by confident men who: -tease her -have options -challenge her -are not needy -give her nicknames -aren't afraid of walking away -don't give her what she wants It's the opposite of what they say they "like".
We will buy with your money and you will get nothing. ~David Ndii
Guy is campaigning in homesteads, door to door While the ODM cougar and her entourage wako in centres Finally, something we agree on Aroko deserves the seat, he's well learned, and a self-made man with a heart for Kasipul Aki wamemtesa akakonda Kulala cell sio mchezo
A Salary Doesn’t make Anyone Rich I have Created a list of - 45 Passive Income Ideas for 2025 Just need - Mobile / Pc - Internet - 2 to 4 hours a day To get for free , Just Retweet and reply “ Money ” [ Must be following ]
The Nation Newspaper editor at the Standard Newspaper editorial room right now.
A woman's life finish at 28. A man's life start at 28. Have you ever seen a picture of a guy at 20, and then at 35, and be like, "Damn, he looks better now than he did then." It never happens with women. Correct me if I'm wrong.
BREAKING: MPs have passed a Bill granting investigators the power to shut down social media accounts spreading what they term is Harmful Content before it circulates.
Men, Items that should be returned when the chapter closes: - Phone - Clothes - Shoes - Lingerie - Ring - House/House keys - Time loss fee - Toothbrush (No leaving your DNA traces behind) Return what’s not yours. Simple math. This isn’t revenge. It’s order.
You are 1st and foremost, Governor Mombasa Before ODM deputy party leader Elected by folks across the divide But either uko ODM functions or sodomizing bloggers. Wait, include giving your bimbo 2nd wife positions While Panga wielding GANGS have turned Mombasa into Haiti!
Kenya's heroes 2025: • Didmus Barasa • John Waluke • Fred Kapondi • William Kamket Without them, Kenya would be in dire straits. They have rescued Kenya from the shackles of poverty, ignorance and disease. Congratulations!
When I tweet, pay attention... Why do you think Menoupasal nonentities like Gaitho detest my existence on X? They know my sources are bigger than their 🥒 Frame 2, paragraph 4... Told u Mkiamua ku recycle dynasties, 🙏 By-elections will show if 2024 lessons were learned
Men, Call your mother. Tell her, "Thank you mama for the nine months you carried me through All those pain and sufferin' No one knows the struggle you bare a just only you" Today's wisdom comes from Sizzla. Sweet reggae music. More fire!
In Morocco, protesting youths are chanting, "We don't eat stadia. Stadia don't treat the sick. Stadia are here, but where are the hospitals?" " No world cup. Education and health before sports stadium."
Men, Cancel Netflix. It's a thief of time. It will deprive you of sleep, cause a lot of distractions, and some of their content is inappropriate for you and your child. Protect your sleep, your focus, your peace. #MasculinitySaturday
Leo niwapatie hadithi gani? Coz ni mingi Oh, Jomo Gecaga, Uhuru's PA and nephew, used to forge signature ya Rais Ndio Meli ya cocaine iland coast bila bureaucracy Ujue Uhuru despises Joho, for reasons ni wao wanajua So El chapo knew Jomo sniffs unga, ni addict mbaya He…
Men, They want you to preheat the electric oven before you start cooking. If the oven is faulty, it’s always the cook who gets roasted. If the oven burns the food, the cook takes the blame. If the oven doesn’t heat up, the cook has to answer. This post isn't about the oven.
US is declining Kenyan Visas including green cards because Ruto allowed somalians to acquire IDs without vetting,,,Naskia fununu Middle East is about to reject Kenyan Visas. Natembeya said this before
That Joho is Kenya's cocaine guzman is not news The moment Ruto made him CS, unga began flowing like river Jordan Do you know who leaked the news? Former Devolution, now AVIATION PS Mbaika,who is sleeping with interior PS Raymond Sonko tells Mbaika, "You're a fellow…
NON-NEGOTIABLE RULES FOR MEN; 1. Never go back to a woman who cheated. 2. Dress well no matter what the occasion. 3. Never go broke trying to impress others. 4. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy. 5. Listen, observe, and most of all, make eye contact. 6.…
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