messymry's profile picture. generally happy but constantly horny

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@messymry

generally happy but constantly horny

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I don’t think y’all understand how GLP1 medication works and that’s why yall make these stupid ass posts.

Which way?

MurrayHillGuy1's tweet image. Which way?


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realizing everything you experience is a projection of your own consciousness and it’s never that serious, you can just say fuck it and decide it no longer controls you


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I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can't fix shit, can't build, don't pay for shit, struggling to plan dates. Like what are you really here for??

what opinion about men do you have that makes people feel like this???

cessonmute's tweet image. what opinion about men do you have that makes people feel like this???


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bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash


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me after acting crazy for no reason

urth2kas's tweet image. me after acting crazy for no reason

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if you drive drunk tonight you a bitch


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Today is hard for me because I don’t like endings or beginnings or doing any reflection


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HER???? oh lock his ass tf up.

🚨 Stefon Diggs' former personal chef claims the Patriots star slapped her and tried to choke her out over a salary dispute. Details: tmz.me/3y1GenT

TMZ's tweet image. 🚨 Stefon Diggs' former personal chef claims the Patriots star slapped her and tried to choke her out over a salary dispute.

Details: tmz.me/3y1GenT


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Back in the office this morning trying to remember what I do for work


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for my next trick i’ll be making you feel like you know me by oversharing surface level thoughts and keeping my most profound feelings and secrets to myself


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it’s around hour 72 of being in ur hometown that It usually starts to Kick In


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sometimes i’m like.....what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see


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spent $1k on a flight only to be at home for 2 weeks without doing anything at all except argue with my family every other day….https://t.co/SAuen9qES5


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“That's still your family” is how ABUSE gets normalized.


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no snow on the ground, 60 degrees outside, and sick on christmas day


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It’s actually illegal to quantify calories during the last 2 weeks of the year, sorry. Eat. Be merry. Have a cookie or two or three!!

had 7000 calories worth of food yesterday no wonder I look and feel chopped



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have to go one week without seeing my boyfriend


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peak female experiences : 1. realizing u can wear whatever you want 2. becoming besties with your sister 3. friendships start turning 10+ years old 4. accepting your body 5. finally understanding your mother 6. de-centering men 7. developing a ferocious sense of self-love


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