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Some get lost in the sauce, I get caught up in the curds


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I spilled coffee on myself. I heard it stunts your growth, I sure hope not.


All the best NBA highlights I see, have the Cavs on the receiving end. Hurts a little bit


Moon's a planet right? #gigity


Jordan to waitress: Do you guys have pepsi products? Waitress: Yes we do Jordan: Uuhh I'll take a coke


No one: Jordan:I didn't ask


Whens 2k gonna do the update with no fans? #rona


Beautiful Spring morning we're having this Winter


No law when you're eating slaw


This rain is really killing the crispy leaf vibe #notlit


The most adult thing I've done since graduation is hurting my ankle at our company softball game 💯


Ok. I just look up smartwatches on a computer at work, and then I get an ad on Instagram for the same watch. Coincidence?


S/I to Arlene Sommers for getting me gas ⛽️ at 1:30 AM cuz I’m just irresponsible. Much appreciated. And to Loondog for chillin w/me @ school till she got back wit it


*Jordan describing a horoscope*: It’s that thing you look into to see the stars right? Kobe: No it’s that thing you you twist. #knowyourscopes


Yesterday I was standing by one of the security guards at the state game. I was wearing my Cheaper By the Dozen shirt And he’s like “Cheaper By the Dozen huh.” I’m like “Yep.” Then he says ”A dozen what? A dozen donuts?” And then goes absolutely bonkers.


No one: @tayl0rmu11et : She’s definitely flirting with me


Going from 75 and sunny to 🌪tornado warnings. Thx Ohio 😐👍🏼


Who else suck with seran wrap???


United States Tendances

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