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my name is miranda you can call me miranda

❝miranda quotes❞ reposted

my pee smells like crayons. but the bad kind.


@mirandasings008: ❝macaroni and cheese bandaids. it's perfec. now my scabs will taste better.❞ -@mirandasings


❝on my way to do a show at birdland. no offense.❞ -@mirandasings


❝original flavors?! that's not the only kind that I like.❞ -@mirandasings


❝*pulls out $20 gift card* yes. YES.❞ -@mirandasings


❝'no peeking' it says. yeah right.❞ -@mirandasings


❝i didn't ask you if you knew it.❞ -@mirandasings


❝deni lovato please feel better from your heart attack don't have it again today oh❞

mirandasings008's tweet image. ❝deni lovato please feel better from your heart attack don't have it again today oh❞

❝the only time people eat these is when they're dogs and they find it- but humans, no. never.❞ -@mirandasings

mirandasings008's tweet image. ❝the only time people eat these is when they're dogs and they find it- but humans, no. never.❞ -@mirandasings

❝When you think you can't do it, u should try to do it then maybe it can be it again but only if u didn't.❞ -@mirandasings


❝thats it? that's the only things?! ugh.❞ -@mirandasings


❝im not putting leaves in my hair❞ -@mirandasings


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