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Martin Shatzer

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Southern MD, Fenwick Island DE. I’m here for tweets about DC sports and pop culture.

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My #Oscars2019 vote for Best Picture:

One of my favourite @dcunited moments from 2018. Can’t wait to get back training soon ready for the new @MLS season 🙌🔴⚫️ #FlashbackFriday #MLS



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🚨 BOX OFFICE GURU GIVEAWAY CONTEST ALERT 🚨 Enter to win a $50 @Fandango gift card and treat yourself to some films! 3 winners will be chosen! 🎬 🎬 🎬 TO ENTER: Repost, follow and comment here naming your favorite movie of 2025! Contest ends in 24 hours, MON NOV 17 at 1pm…


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Derik Queen. Forever etched into Maryland history.


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Jayden Daniels held onto the ball for 12.79 seconds on his game-winning 52-yard Hail Mary touchdown to Noah Brown, the first TD pass with a time to throw over 10 seconds in the Next Gen Stats era (since 2016). #CHIvsWAS | #RaiseHail


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JAYDEN DANIELS IS NOT HUMAN!!!


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Sorry we ran out of time, Lindsey Buckingham.

TheEricGoldman's tweet image. Sorry we ran out of time, Lindsey Buckingham.

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And just for fun, here's the *worst* play in MLS history.


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What if they hired him again


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But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.
joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

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“When you said ‘Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart’ I felt that.”

nuro_mike's tweet image. “When you said ‘Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart’ I felt that.”

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Willy Wonka when the Oompa Loompas start breaking out into song and dance

Jeremy Allen White Wonka movie where it’s exactly the same as The Bear in every way except only making chocolate



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oh my fucking god could you imagine

Jeremy Allen White Wonka movie where it’s exactly the same as The Bear in every way except only making chocolate



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Breaking: Ghostface not returning for SCREAM VII

patrickbromley's tweet image. Breaking: Ghostface not returning for SCREAM VII

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#Succession star #AlanRuck crashed his truck into an L.A. pizza shop ... causing extensive damage. tmz.com/2023/11/01/riv… (🎥: TikTok/olgaparusske)



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Feel like the discourse around whether #Barbie’s feminism is too obvious or whether it is feminist has been missing the point that the film wasn’t trying to outsmart anyone. As I said in my review, sometimes, u want to rehear the obvious. Some thoughts I just texted a friend… x

TomiLaffly's tweet image. Feel like the discourse around whether #Barbie’s feminism is too obvious or whether it is feminist has been missing the point that the film wasn’t trying to outsmart anyone. As I said in my review, sometimes, u want to rehear the obvious. Some thoughts I just texted a friend… x
TomiLaffly's tweet image. Feel like the discourse around whether #Barbie’s feminism is too obvious or whether it is feminist has been missing the point that the film wasn’t trying to outsmart anyone. As I said in my review, sometimes, u want to rehear the obvious. Some thoughts I just texted a friend… x

Actually it was good that the ref didn’t give a yellow card for the foul on Horan I guess? #USWNT


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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

TechnicallyRon's tweet image. I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
TechnicallyRon's tweet image. I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
TechnicallyRon's tweet image. I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
TechnicallyRon's tweet image. I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

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HUGH GRANT JUST WHAT NOW??

ellycelly's tweet image. HUGH GRANT JUST WHAT NOW??

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"...speaking of sweat, I wanted to take a minute to congratulate David Corenswet on the role of the new Superman. Of course, I chose to step back from my Black Adam role to focus on the Jumanjiverse, but, uh, it's a big multiverse, so maybe I'll see you down the line, brother."

eastwes's tweet image. "...speaking of sweat, I wanted to take a minute to congratulate David Corenswet on the role of the new Superman. Of course, I chose to step back from my Black Adam role to focus on the Jumanjiverse, but, uh, it's a big multiverse, so maybe I'll see you down the line, brother."

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