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Michelle

@mush_mush_mush

your dad’s fit.

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Thinking about the time I showed my undies to Tommy Roberts in kindy and my teacher kept me back at lunch and said you never have to do that to make friends. Side note I was a virgin until I was 24.


Found a dead rat in our toilet today. Still not the worst thing I’ve found living with boys.


I was (relatively) late to Marvel so she was always called Scarlet Witch in our house - I did not get the intended impact. If there was meant to be one. BUT ALL HAIL.

Scarlet Witch is trending so nows the time to share this meme I made awhile ago

Sara_More10's tweet image. Scarlet Witch is trending so nows the time to share this meme I made awhile ago


Nothing but love for @BukayoSaka87 - fuck all the racist cunts.


It makes a change from wanking over Phillip but jesus christ what a headline.

Hugh Grant spotted in Frome bakery bbc.in/3x3zMRW



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It’s me, The Fool, who once again wore a jumpsuit to my gynecologist appointment.


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Hey brands quit being sassy on social media I hate it


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I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad That the plums that you were saving For breakfast I just had


I fell over SO HARD today. My face broke the fall. But later on I was given this little doll from the 1920s as a gift, so it wasn’t all bad.

mush_mush_mush's tweet image. I fell over SO HARD today. My face broke the fall. But later on I was given this little doll from the 1920s as a gift, so it wasn’t all bad.

Definitely just replied all to an email sent to 350 people WINNER WINNER.


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It is comforting when you feel like shit physically after feeling like shit mentally/emotionally. Your body has caught up, and now you are in sync. :)


One reason I don’t use Facebook is to avoid someone using the shocked reaction when a nice selfie is put up. So cold.


3 weeks ago I woke up suddenly unable to eat meat or drink white wine. It was like I got a 70s sitcom bump to the head and course corrected. I’m all about that salad and red wine life baby.


12 years of shit posts, anxiety and getting into fights in the comments of bbc news articles #twitteranniversary


Watching the first episode of MAFS Australia we’ve ever seen and I legitimately want to rip my fucking skin off this is actually the most embarrassing and badly scripted things I’ve ever seen VIVA LA GRAVEYARD OF LATE CAPITALISM.


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