Mwalimu
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I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
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Hi KOT, this is your temporary captain 👩✈️/ The Intern. I shall be flying you for the next few weeks. Apologies in advance.
The fastest way for Uganda and Tanzania to be provinces/territories of the great Republic of Kenya would be by attacking Kenya. Kenyan Army is not Lords resistance army. We may as well capture Kigali just for some fresh air and for reproduction purposes.
Uganda is landlocked inside here. But where is my ocean? My ocean is the Indian Ocean - Yoweri Museveni
Why are Africans always producing these midget cars and parading them for the whole world to insult us?
UPDATE: Burundi Defense Minister Chantal Nijimbere commissions vehicle produced by the country's army. She was accompanied by military chief General Prime Niyongabo
This one must have picked his brains on his way out of government. He doesn't remember that he was the speaker when that bill was passed.
Somebody tell President William Ruto that Kenyans are not fools. Let’s not sugarcoat it. The so-called Computer Misuse and Cybercrimes (Amendment) Act, 2025, is not a law against crime. It is a law against courage. It is the latest weapon in a paranoid regime’s arsenal, crafted…
You don't have to always be the bigger person.
Now use Somalis as a control for the experiment then see who hates Somalis to. That common denominator hates everyone else. When you find a common denominator, you find your answer. *Extra hint Every other 'tribal community* in your list has elected an outsider except one.
When it comes to tribalism in Kenya, it's only 3 communities that are at play & always the subject of discussion. Huwezi skia mtaita na mkisii wamelimana makombora online, ama mluhya na mkamba. It's always us Yamunes, Okuyos & Jadwong, nikama tulirogwa na kina Nyayo na Kihika.🤦🏽♂️
Egypt, a very racist country in the desert North of Africa, entirely dependents on River Nile from East Africa for survive. I say we build a massive dam, turn off the water and sell it to them per drop! The colonial treaties signed can be shoved up the kings orifice.
The moderate Luo is dead. The "let's find a solution" Luo is dead. The Kenya first Luo is dead. The new breed of Luo leadership will double whatever wrong you do to them and serve it right back to you. You rig, they rig. You join government, they join. Otada/Kode/lawe era.
It is impossible to bury Raila Odinga without at least 10 related deaths. This is a royal funeral only comparable to the Pharaohs. Regardless of how perfect the planning is, self exits and manslaughter are simply unavoidable.
I told you
The hardest part about this burial will be to convince the Jeshi La Baba to allow HE Raila Odinga to be buried within 72 hours. The police may have to shoot a few people.
The hardest part about this burial will be to convince the Jeshi La Baba to allow HE Raila Odinga to be buried within 72 hours. The police may have to shoot a few people.
The negative comments about the late prime minister HE Raila Odinga's death are as a result of his relentless struggle for freedom in Kenya. Countries like Uganda, Rwanda and Tanzania that never had a Raila, freedom isn't guaranteed after exercising your freedom of speech. Irony
This episode of Tribalism is brought to you by a very young and entitled "mt. Kenya" kid.
Not your father, obviously. ^Admin
I never heard my dad complain about paying bills or ask my mom for her half of anything. These days, guys want everything to be 50/50 in marriage. Who raised you all? 😩
89 Kenyan Shillings. UNICEF material. Living way below the poverty line. World Vision Org should include you on their website as a serious needy case. You have no business owning an iPhone. How much are iPhones in Nigeria anyway?
Can you invent a better phone kiongozi?
Is this the new excuse to get yourself a man?
American racist Charlie Kirk died from excessive bleeding from an open wound on his neck.
The things one Benjamin Netanyahu is doing are worse than the things Hitler, Iddi Amin Dada or Mussolini did. But if you are American, British or Israeli, you can drop as many bombs are you want. The world is yours and the rest of humans your toys.
KTN's Standard Newspaper has published private WhatsApp chats of the ruling coalition. This is both a serious breach of privacy and nation security. Whatever information the head of state put out privately is privileged information that must just be treated as such.
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