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matted and framed. currently placed on my tchotchke shelf next to 6 copies of Infinite Jest and a jar of whey protein.

PeterTwinklage's tweet image. matted and framed. currently placed on my tchotchke shelf next to 6 copies of Infinite Jest and a jar of whey protein.

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The reason you're not making money is because you're not in enough Twitter groupchats. You're not taking enough amphetamines, you still haven't messaged that girl who posted a selfie last week. You're doing spreadsheets and you're not having fun


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unlike the target audience for this bait tweet, I lived with 3 attractive single women in their 20's, ostensibly normal, & they pretty much lived like Catherine Deneuve in the Polanski film Repulsion. No hot flings, no close friends, no intimacy, lots of crying, lots of anxiety


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I was unemployed for a while. Now I’m a gray corporate worm. I have a 401(k). I wear loafers. I use Powerpoint; Excel. Advanced proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite. I’m in a small branch office of a large corporation. We share a bathroom. This means that the 4 times a day I…


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50% of young adults are living with their parents, an all time high per Morgan Stanley, $MS.

unusual_whales's tweet image. 50% of young adults are living with their parents, an all time high per Morgan Stanley, $MS.

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Sure, but have you considered importing a vast number of immigrants to bolster the GDP so that whenever an ethnic blood feud erupts it becomes a flash point in every major western city?


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Big day for this type of guy

basedalexandoor's tweet image. Big day for this type of guy

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i'm moved in

dekoiichan's tweet image. i'm moved in

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From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried: The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500

molly0xFFF's tweet image. From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried:

The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500
molly0xFFF's tweet image. From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried:

The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500

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remind me in 20 years that I never want to send an email worded like this in my life. >:( why do some of the most accomplished and incredible people in our industry, still act in bizarre, unpersonable ways. everything is about power, it seems.

ekzhang1's tweet image. remind me in 20 years that I never want to send an email worded like this in my life. >:(

why do some of the most accomplished and incredible people in our industry, still act in bizarre, unpersonable ways. everything is about power, it seems.

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every well adjusted person i know grew up in the suburbs of some random tier three city and every literally insane person i know grew up in either LA or New York


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Upgrading my home setup so I can run Slack, Gmail, and Jira at the same time:

ChrisJBakke's tweet image. Upgrading my home setup so I can run Slack, Gmail, and Jira at the same time:

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Absolutely incredible and yet another example of "things that only happen in SF". An MTA bus ran over a man in SF and killed him without noticing. The ambulance takes him to the hospital but he's dead before arriving. The Fire Department then writes a report blaming a random…


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Americans are defaulting on their credit cards and auto loans at levels not seen since the financial crisis, per NYP.


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The average cost of a home in Canada is $754,700, per DollarWise.


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It's probably nothing

zerohedge's tweet image. It's probably nothing

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It is the least affordable to buy a car ever, per CNBC:

unusual_whales's tweet image. It is the least affordable to buy a car ever, per CNBC:

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Don't invest on someone else advice


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Start small and focus on consistency. Regularly contribute a portion of your income to investments, even if it's a small amount. Over time, this disciplined approach can help you take advantage of compounding and build a strong foundation for your financial future.


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