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this head cold is killing me. i feel like i'm studying to receive my expectorate degree in applied mucokinetics.
judge mathis' full name is actually judge mathishard.
what if scientists finally discovered water on mars but then it turned out to be see-thru rocks. wouldn't that be a kick in the astro-pants!
2016! a brand-new year, a fresh opportunity to sucker people into playing a board game about coal transport in the ruhr region circa 1769.
people always wish they were 20 again but would you really want to re-suffer the ignominy of believing 'donnie darko' was cinematic genius?
but now i know that two halves of two college basketballists' faces put together in monotone kind of looks like abe lincoln from afar.
who would put up a big old poster of abraham lincoln's face on their office wall? i want to meet that person.
i got so excited by what i thought was a poster of abraham lincoln in a coworker's cubicle but it was really just college basketballists.
The bear, enraged, kicks PARISIAN TOUR GUIDE in the groin. CROWD gasps and winces. ADAM SANDLER'S CHARACTER Ooh! Right in the Beaux-Arts!
"please, sir. can i have some gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo sabba sibby sabba?" --oliver! with lyrics by oliver
the chamber of commerce used to be "the high council-consortium of almighty mercantilism" before the city asked them to "tone it down a bit"
some typos are just adorable. when someone "defiantly" is going to do something. when something happens "per say." when "noone" loves you.
who is this mamie, and why does she always have so much cock in her ideas? is she in league with that luke character and his warmth?
i hope at some point in my lifetime those NASAgineers can solve the riddle of the giant frowny face emoticon of mars.
"could you hold open the door? i have a hard time maneuvering in this dearth of human pathos costume." --halloween 2012
"it's a mustache mask. i'm tom selleck's diminishing hollywood clout." --halloween 2013
"i'm supposed to be a frenchman's ennui. i thought it was obvious." --halloween 2014
"me? i'm south korean fan death." --halloween 2015
more budget hallowe'en costumery ideas: spooky bank teller. dad's 'to thrift store' pile. guy who just really loves burgers.
here are some budget hallowe'en costumery ideas: opaque ghost. werewolf with beginning stages of alopecia. sexy grown-up butch patrick.
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