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Caicedo was quietly excellent from about November of his first season I’ll never forgive Pochettino for the way we let these losers lie on him

The Wirtz discourse is too funny, Caicedo was a flop until his second season, Rodri couldn’t pass a ball until his 3rd season, Nunez was a success 2 games in. He hasn’t even been bad, people just see the price and think he’s something he’s not.



This is my best result since the first semester. Maybe it does get better


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not believing in God doesn’t give you the right to mock those who do.

What fact about religion is going to have you like this

baamiidelay's tweet image. What fact about religion is going to have you like this


Strasbourg will be playing UCL next season

🚨 2026/27 Europa League - Projected Pots. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man Utd in Pot 1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Celtic in Pot 2 🇮🇹 Bologna in Pot 3 🇸🇪 Mjällby in Pot 4 📢 Complete qualifying projections, with all the % chances, at our Page (☝️ in bio)!

FootRankings's tweet image. 🚨 2026/27 Europa League - Projected Pots.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man Utd in Pot 1
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Celtic in Pot 2
🇮🇹 Bologna in Pot 3
🇸🇪 Mjällby in Pot 4

📢 Complete qualifying projections, with all the % chances, at our Page (☝️ in bio)!


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As a male feminist I just want to say that I would have sex with both of them ✊🏻

Communism is when you collectively pretend the 1st woman is more attractive than the 2nd woman.

9mm_smg's tweet image. Communism is when you collectively pretend the 1st woman is more attractive than the 2nd woman.
9mm_smg's tweet image. Communism is when you collectively pretend the 1st woman is more attractive than the 2nd woman.


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“losing/taking virginity” - turns sex into an object - places pressure on the decision - you don’t actually lose or take anything ? “sexual debut” - exciting - all focus is on u - suggests a musical number is involved


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‘DUNE: PART 3’ has wrapped filming. In theaters on December 18, 2026.

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has wrapped filming.

In theaters on December 18, 2026.
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has wrapped filming.

In theaters on December 18, 2026.

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Strict parents raise sneaky children ✋🏽🙂🤚🏽


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The ideal woman

SWENGDAD's tweet image. The ideal woman

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This doku hype is killing me breh this is his first goal in 24 PL games 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

them days we had to convince this fanbase to trust the process with doku every matchday



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This is like saying “for those who love writing” and showing the alphabet

i feel like we moved past this one way too fast

CameronCorduroy's tweet image. i feel like we moved past this one way too fast


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Chelsea are third in this with CB issues all season?? Maresca outers are an disease🤣

Fewest shots conceded per game in the Premier League this season: 🥇 7.4 - Arsenal 🥈 9.2 - Manchester City 🥉 9.5 - Chelsea

WhoScored's tweet image. Fewest shots conceded per game in the Premier League this season: 

🥇 7.4 - Arsenal 
🥈 9.2 - Manchester City
🥉 9.5 - Chelsea


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He's here. 🟠🔵 #NothingLikeOranje

OnsOranje's tweet image. He's here. 🟠🔵

#NothingLikeOranje
OnsOranje's tweet image. He's here. 🟠🔵

#NothingLikeOranje

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PL 25/26 - October

From ©️

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insaneposes's tweet image.

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Like Kotoko never go lose games 😂

We need to send Savinho to Ghana.

Priceless_MCI's tweet image. We need to send Savinho to Ghana.


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0 open play assists this szn is fucked


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“Using the answer you had in section B 1(a)”

_saniii_x's tweet image. “Using the answer you had in section B 1(a)”

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Enzo Maresca has never gone a season without winning a Trophy for Chelsea…

One stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?



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This is incredibly dumb There are matches where we set up with our RB bombing up and down and box crashing. These are Gusto matches There are also matches where our RB plays as an RCB who pushes up into the base of midfield. These are Reece James matches Profiles, not players

Have you finally accepted that Maresca rates Gusto more than Reece James at RB or you are still in doubt?



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