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security engineer / researcher - armchair eschatologist - he/him/dude - los angeles

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Elоn only knows what the Iliad is bc at some point he googled “epic poems”


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I think the most egregious part is that he thinks listening to george guidall or whichever hoary yakubian beast penguin hired to read the translation while he plays diablo with cheetodusty fingers is 1:1 equivalent with hearing a rhapsode sing-chant the poem from memory, that a…


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(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert


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took the baby to the paris catacombs and he spent the entire time happy squealing and reaching out for people that were not there. convinced the veil is thin for him and he was playing with centuries old french spirits.


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walking around with a woman who’s hotter than u rules. everyone looks at u like ur a dog dragging a giant tree branch. like aww he’s having fun. but he definitely can’t take that home


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"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy


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'burnout' - me, oil on chatgpt

iansbrash's tweet image. 'burnout' 
- me, oil on chatgpt

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cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car


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Brennan's announcement


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Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼


dragon master is infuriating

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20show On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!



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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20show On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!


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my bf works insane hours and we aren’t getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we’ve been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say “under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street” and he says “week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown”


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first recorded instance of an Akira slide performed by a non-human species

Cheetah outruns its prey, applies brakes and waits for the prey to come to it



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Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm


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honestly i can’t afford to fuck around anymore. i see u little happy onion

don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

lucawya's tweet image. don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever


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actually what the hell, ive got a few minutes to burn

This desperately needs a stretched-out Doomguy Unf/Grunt sound when he ponders the artwork hmmmmmmmmmff 🍷



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Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq


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People always ask why I have ORB-KILLER on the side of my F-35. Let’s just say there are 24 spherical objects at the bottom of the Indian Ocean that will never levitate again


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