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@grok what are the facts


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Minimum 17 years jail

best dessert 😋

Swiggy's tweet image. best dessert 😋


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If my name was Pharaoh I’d speak just like this.

who does my barber think he is 😭

mgmtarham's tweet image. who does my barber think he is 😭


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The visa or the small wedding?

This is low key what every man wants

Oluchiisxn's tweet image. This is low key what every man wants


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Ngl ghosting doesn't actually bother me. As long as you don't owe me money and we are not in love, disappear all you want.


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"Sidhani nitamake leo" is one of the most heartbreaking statements followed closely by "nani amekunyoa ivo"


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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others


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i gotta teach my son that even though she crying, she still lying


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i love unplanned fun


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Half of adulthood is realizing most people only like you when you’re smaller than your potential.


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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk


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A wise mentor once told me: “Before you play the game, study the winners. If you don’t want their life, don’t play their game.”


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the ability to "read the room" is a skill worth having


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No phones in the barber chair please. That's a time for reflection. Meet yourself in the centre of the ring. Don't shy away, surrender yourself to it


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Nothing I do for money is passion based. It's just pure hatred for being broke.


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nowadays you gotta find a whore you really like and ask her to please stop


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Be teachable. You’re not always right.


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One day, Prufrock will beat the snail

On a rainy day in Bastrop, Prufrock-5 has left the factory. Will begin tunneling by December 1. Hoping for a step function increase in speed.

boringcompany's tweet image. On a rainy day in Bastrop, Prufrock-5 has left the factory. Will begin tunneling by December 1.  Hoping for a step function increase in speed.


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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol


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