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I almost busted my ass fifty billion times trying to walk my dog with all this fucking ice


Me and my step dad text every single day, and my mom just thanked me for making him so happy ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน


Weโ€™re both blind and say six people away from one another at dinner once, and she looked over and said โ€œanother tattoo??โ€ Maโ€™am how tf can you see that?? You canโ€™t even drive at night


My mom, who was a band geek growing up, every time she sees me: oh..I see..you got anotherโ€ฆ tattooโ€ฆ.


I donโ€™t know much about baseball but this game is crazy


Ahhh hit his ass back


Walked outside to try and fix the water coming into my basement to see my trampoline flying away ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Next time I hold a man down itโ€™s gone be under water water water water


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Very much talking to myself.

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Got a walking treadmill so I could go for walks while watching my shows/working and for some reason my treadmill affects my soundbar???


Hahahahahah my computer decided to restart mid test so I failed โ˜น๏ธ


Iโ€™m tired of feeling defeated no matter what I do. I do the right thing, everything still goes wrong. I donโ€™t understandโ€ฆ


MTV shutting down, family channel shutting down, the poor kids will never know how good we had it


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What really bothered me about the perfect neighbour is that you donโ€™t see kids playing in neighbourhoods like that anymore and she ruined it. She destroyed that entire neighbourhood and all those kids outdoor experiences


The perfect neighbour has me going THROUGH IT why are we gentle parenting A MURDERER!!! Had that been a black woman those THREE cops woulda had her on the ground with a knee in her back. Wdym no Iโ€™m not standing up to be arrested?!?!?


Three football games, a cross country meet, and a fun run, I have been at a every school sporting event that was available this week ๐Ÿ˜ญ


My old person trait is watching my videos on silent and then posting them with the sound that I havenโ€™t listened to on


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