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Garret Oeding

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“Farmers make so much money. They always have new trucks.” Incorrect. We drive 4,000 miles a month and wear them out in 2 years.


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My 9 yr old daughter spending part of her spring break getting this thing figured out. Best part of this is she decided to come to the field on her own and learn.


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Tractor dealerships that close at 5 are about as useful as sandpaper on genital herpes


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I’m sorry, but probably 99% of your friends on Snapchat don’t give a fuck what song you’re listening to. 🤷🏼‍♂️


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We’re approaching the point in our economy where a guy with a Class A CDL has better job security than a tenured college professor and the irony of it all just makes me chuckle


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Instead of just giving out hats co-op and seed guys should also give out pocket knives. Cause I have about 50 pioneer hats and I just lost my last pocket knife....again


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Having your cows get out is the best way to take years off your ATV


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I don’t regret being good to people because one day they’ll wish they still had that.


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Hometown parts stores, where the guy running it has been doing it for decades and knows his stuff, are simply irreplaceable.


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Lol someone tell how the fuck people move on so quick.


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I hate “Go Fund Me”. Need money? Go make it! Make changes! Y’all wanna support my “Go Fund Me” on farming? No. You don’t. And, I don’t ask!


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Caught some Dave Ramsey today. That crazy SOB wouldn’t know what to say if a young farmer called in..... How much debt?...Shit ton. Annual income?... That depends on the year. Savings?.... Used that as a down payment. Hello Dave.?.?. You still got me??? He hung up!!


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ISO: a girl who 1. Will bring me food to the combine this fall. 2.Will ride in the combine with me 3. Wont say “you work to much” 4. Won’t cheat on me while I’m out “working to much”. 5.Doesn’t mind that i have a receding hairline 4. & 5. Are probably the most crucial.


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Who the fuck are you to talk shit when you’re the one who keeps sleeping with peoples boyfriends and ppl when ur talking to someone. #growthefuckupchild


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My boyfriend is the sexiest bitch alive


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RT if all you do is work but you're still broke 😕


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