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"The best turkey I've ever had" is not a flex when it's literally 3 rocks of salt and sploosh of gravy keeping it from being the worst you've ever had. Sincerely, Beef for Thanksgiving.
I just came across this in an Open Society Foundations document about how to fix public “mistrust” of liberal "democracy," and I honestly feel sick reading it. I've read many alarming quotes, but few are so "mask off" like this. "I believe the time has come for a responsible,…
I read this in 2018 and it has lived rent free in my head ever since. If true, by now everything is compromised with more advanced tech and gov secrecy. bloomberg.com/news/features/…
The Unclaimed Property Trust Fund was created for one reason: to safeguard your lost or forgotten money until you claim it. Instead, the legislature has already raided nearly $800 million from this trust — money that should be there today, totaling $1.4 billion. Your money:…
Shower thought... I asked Grok.. x.com/i/grok/share/h… Also, VP's have no term limits...
🇺🇸THESE ARE THE 158 DEMOCRATS WHO VOTED AGAINST DEPORTING SEX OFFENDERS Alabama: -Terri Sewell California: -Pete Aguilar -Ami Bera -Julia Brownley -Salud Carbajal -Tony Cárdenas -Judy Chu -Jim Costa -Mark DeSaulnier -John Garamendi -Robert Garcia -Sylvia Garcia -Jimmy Gomez…
Your key takeaway from the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight should be that "the glass" is absolutely "half empty", and that Schrödinger's cat is fucking "DEAD" until you open that fucking box and give it some oxygen, you cruel prick. #JakePaul #MikeTysonVsJackPaul #MikeTyson
For anyone, whether in America or other countries, who finds this result shocking, they should reconsider where they get their information. This trend was obvious on 𝕏 for months, but almost all the legacy mainstream media pushed a completely false reality. They lied to you.
Arizona just declared for @realDonaldTrump, making it a clean sweep of all swing states! Massive red wave success! It is beyond a landslide, as Republicans won: – Presidency – Popular vote – Senate majority – House majority – State governor majority – State legislature majority…
The judge asked everyone who is just a viewer to join in the livestream, not the webex. LIVESTREAM IS UP!! live.coloradojudicial.gov/?streamId=cebc…
Secretary Griswold's office now acknowledges that the voting system passwords were publicly available on its website for four months (June-October). The office blames "a former staff member" who "amicably left the Department before this matter took place."
Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris' husband's "nanny issue." Here are his top jokes of the night: 5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz. 4. Trump says he has to wrap up his…
I just blew my Golden Ticket moment by pulling a whole coffee bean out of my @starbucks iced espresso instead of choking on it at work #fml
My sister and niece had to evac yesterday from St. Pete and last I heard were able to make it to near Orlando. I hope everyone in FL is taking all precautions and can find somewhere safe. #HurricanMilton #FL
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