Austin
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I'm Austin. CMU Alum. WATTBA. Working in advertising and comedy. Say hi.
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Isaiah Stewart after getting ejected: “You don’t expect me to sit on the bench. The f*ck I got drafted to DETROIT for.” 😭
"He was a McDonald's All-American." Stan Van Gundy: "I went to McDonald's yesterday." 😭😭😭
every major sports league, network, and player getting signed by sports prediction apps is insane we got nancy pelosi as the worlds best stock trader and giannis as the worlds best sports better what could go wrong
THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
Breakdown of the Black Friday data tells us: -Consumer is weakening. -95% of sales volume was financed. -67% of that intends not to pay off within 30 days. -Roughly $1B was spent using BNPL models which are the worst debt. This points to a *really* unhealthy economy.
Notable that Black Friday sales data shows: -A 9.1% increase spend from last year. But: -A -1% in total item volume from last year. -Prices +7% higher. -Consumers bought on average 4.1% fewer items. And: -An 11% increase on buy-now-pay-later use. -Klarna specific use up 45%…
“This season is not about winning a MVP for me. This season is about winning a Finals, more than anything.” — Cade Cunningham (h/t @CadesAttorney)
It’s only right for the @WNBA to be back in Detroit! @DetroitWNBA #WelcometotheW
they saying that LCA bout to be more lit than the garden 👀👀👀
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I entered the Hamilton Lottery for £10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/2…
Tonight, the @USLChampionship Playoffs come to Keyworth Stadium for the first time ever. 🎟️: seatgeek.com/detroit-city-f…
Passengers deserve to get their money back when an airline owes them—without headaches or haggling. Today, our automatic refund rule goes into full effect. Airlines are required to provide prompt cash refunds without passengers having to ask.
BREAKING: President Joe Biden is expected to formally apologize for the country’s role in the Indian boarding school system, which devastated the lives of generations of Indigenous children and their ancestors. apnews.com/article/indian…
Children born today in America will not know an America without high-speed passenger rail—thanks to the investments we're making here in the 2020s.
Donald Trump says he will ban videogames Retweet if you think he just lost the Millennial and Gen Z vote
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