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Off to greener pastures and bluer skies.

Philipp Dunkel🦋

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he/him 🇦🇹🇪🇺 JavaScript Infrastructure & Tooling at Bloomberg. Humanist Human. Opinions are always my own. Off to greener pastures and bluer skies.

Can someone tell @TheGNShow to shut the fuck up and stop making inappropriate jokes about people when commenting on Eurovision. He’s just being a cunt to people and not adding anything of value.


So sad to hear that you can't join us. Thankfully we managed to convince the great @shepsheplu to fill the void you're leaving. I hope you feel better soon and I'm looking forward to that article!

I’m sad to announce I can no longer go to @NodeConfEU due to health issues. I have prepared an amazing presentation, but looks like I’ll make it an article instead. I appreciate all the support from @NodeConfEU organizers. I’m sure this will be an amazing event 💚



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Just setting aside trans patients for a second, I know far too many trans healthcare workers who have given the NHS everything they have and they deserve better than to be humiliated at the hands of this sneering little cunt

I’m sad to announce I can no longer go to @NodeConfEU due to health issues. I have prepared an amazing presentation, but looks like I’ll make it an article instead. I appreciate all the support from @NodeConfEU organizers. I’m sure this will be an amazing event 💚



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require(esm) has been enabled by default on v23 🎉 please try it out and report any regressions found to help us fully stabilize it. We expect to test it on v23 for a while and smooth out potential regressions before unflagging it on v22 in a later semver-minor release

🚀 Node.js 23 is here! 🚀 New features, performance boosts, and a smoother developer experience. With better compatibility and stability, Node.js 23 delivers more power for building efficient apps. Read here: 👉hubs.la/Q02TFFXp0 #NodeJS #JavaScript #WebDevelopment

nodejs's tweet image. 🚀 Node.js 23 is here! 🚀

New features, performance boosts, and a smoother developer experience. With better compatibility and stability, Node.js 23 delivers more power for building efficient apps.

Read here: 👉hubs.la/Q02TFFXp0

#NodeJS #JavaScript #WebDevelopment


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Sign for Europe: eu-inc.org

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...and then they destroyed all the weapons and made peace so that they could deal with climate change... Shhhh, don't worry sweety, it's just a nightmare.

pipobscure's tweet image. ...and then they destroyed all the weapons and made peace so that they could deal with climate change...

Shhhh, don't worry sweety, it's just a nightmare.

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I'm excited to announce Stricli, a brand new #opensource framework for building type-safe, lazy-loaded CLI applications with #TypeScript. We developed this framework for our internal CLIs at @TechAtBloomberg, and now we want to share it with the world. bloomberg.github.io/stricli/blog/i…

Zairex's tweet image. I'm excited to announce Stricli, a brand new #opensource framework for building type-safe, lazy-loaded CLI applications with #TypeScript.

We developed this framework for our internal CLIs at @TechAtBloomberg, and now we want to share it with the world.

bloomberg.github.io/stricli/blog/i…

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Do you want a chance to win a @nodeconfeu ticket?

🚨 Win a FREE Ticket to @NodeConfEU 2024! 🚨 Join us at @WaterfordCastle for an adventure: 🎤 35 Node.js Speakers 🎶 Irish Music & Karaoke 🧘‍♀️ Wellness Workshop 🎮 Games Room 🍽️ Meals included! To Enter: 1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Retweet 3️⃣ Tag a friend! #NodeConfEU 📅 Winner announced Mon!



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🚀 #Workshop Alert! 🚀Join @codyzus at @NodeConfEU for Modern Testing with #Node.js: Hands-On with the New Test Runner! 💻Learn: 🛠️ Node.js v22 test runner ⚙️ Replace frameworks 👀 Use --watch🧑‍💻 Integrate TypeScript #NodeConfEU #NodeJS #Testing #TypeScript #DevCommunity


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Excited for @NodeConfEU 2024 at the stunning @Waterfordcastle this #November! 🏰🌐 Get ready for cutting-edge #talks, networking, and tech magic in an unforgettable setting! See you there! Tickets bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeConfEU24 #WaterfordCastle #TechAtTheCastle #November

NodeConfEU's tweet image. Excited for @NodeConfEU  2024 at the stunning @Waterfordcastle this #November! 🏰🌐 Get ready for cutting-edge #talks, networking, and tech magic in an unforgettable setting! See you there! Tickets bit.ly/3V9ZIcx
#NodeConfEU24 #WaterfordCastle #TechAtTheCastle #November

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🚀Ready to build your own ChatGPT-like bot? Join @sterntwena for a crash course in AI! Learn about LLMs, Generative AI, RAG, and more as we build a Node.js AI bot that answers tough questions. Get hands-on with AI APIs and level up your apps! #AI #NodeJS #Chatbot #LLM #waterford


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🚀 Ready for NodeConf EU 2024? 🏰 See why @matteocollina says you can’t miss it this November at @waterfordcastle! Why Attend? Hands-on #workshops, fresh #Nodejs insights, and #networking in a stunning setting! Secure your spot now! 👇bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeConfEU #Tech


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🚨 Win a FREE Ticket to @NodeConfEU 2024! 🚨 Join us at @WaterfordCastle for an adventure: 🎤 35 Node.js Speakers 🎶 Irish Music & Karaoke 🧘‍♀️ Wellness Workshop 🎮 Games Room 🍽️ Meals included! To Enter: 1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Retweet 3️⃣ Tag a friend! #NodeConfEU 📅 Winner announced Mon!


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Today, I'm releasing a TypeScript compiler called ts-blank-space 🎈 We use this at @TechAtBloomberg to perform type-stripping on a modern subset of TypeScript. It's written in TypeScript and is fast because it uses whitespace to enable work-skipping. bloomberg.github.io/ts-blank-space

acutmore's tweet image. Today, I'm releasing a TypeScript compiler called ts-blank-space 🎈

We use this at @TechAtBloomberg to perform type-stripping on a modern subset of TypeScript.

It's written in TypeScript and is fast because it uses whitespace to enable work-skipping.

bloomberg.github.io/ts-blank-space

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Help us spread the word — it's time to #FreeJavaScript. javascript.tm

deno_land's tweet image. Help us spread the word — it's time to #FreeJavaScript.

javascript.tm

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🚀 Ready to level up your #NodeJS game? Join @jasnell at #NodeConf2024, Nov 4-6 at the stunning @WaterfordCastle ! 🌟 Expect inspiring speakers, hands-on workshops, and a vibrant community. 🌐👨‍💻 #NodeConf #JavaScript #castle Tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx


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🚀 Excited to announce @tlhunter & @bengl as #NodeConfEU speakers! They'll dive into Node.js multithreading with Atomics, Workers & SharedArrayBuffers. Are the trade-offs worth it? Find out! 📊 Get tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #JavaScript #NodeJS #atomics #waterfordcastle

NodeConfEU's tweet image. 🚀 Excited to announce @tlhunter & @bengl as #NodeConfEU speakers! They'll dive into Node.js multithreading with Atomics, Workers & SharedArrayBuffers. Are the trade-offs worth it? Find out! 📊 
Get tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #JavaScript #NodeJS #atomics #waterfordcastle
NodeConfEU's tweet image. 🚀 Excited to announce @tlhunter & @bengl as #NodeConfEU speakers! They'll dive into Node.js multithreading with Atomics, Workers & SharedArrayBuffers. Are the trade-offs worth it? Find out! 📊 
Get tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #JavaScript #NodeJS #atomics #waterfordcastle

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Excited to have Geoffrey Booth at #NodeConfEU2024! 🚀 He’ll explore detecting ES module syntax and the journey behind --experimental-detect-module! Secure tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeJS #JavaScript #webdeveloper #waterfordcastle

NodeConfEU's tweet image. Excited to have Geoffrey Booth at #NodeConfEU2024! 🚀 He’ll explore detecting ES module syntax and the journey behind --experimental-detect-module! Secure tickets: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx
#NodeJS #JavaScript #webdeveloper #waterfordcastle

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🚀 Excited that @mikolalysenko, Principal #Software #engineer @SocketSecurity will speak at #NodeConfEU 2024 on #AI-Powered Malware Hunting! Discover how Socket scans open-source packages with #AI. Secure your tickets now: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx #NodeConfEU #AI #Cybersecurity

NodeConfEU's tweet image. 🚀 Excited that @mikolalysenko, Principal #Software #engineer  @SocketSecurity will speak at #NodeConfEU 2024 on #AI-Powered Malware Hunting! Discover how Socket scans open-source packages with #AI. 
Secure your tickets now: bit.ly/3V9ZIcx 
#NodeConfEU #AI #Cybersecurity

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