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it’s time to suck today’s dick!

fergalicious but with a lisp


weed is a fun silly gamble for me because sometimes i break down and panic and depersonalise, but sometimes the only part of my brain function that changes is that confessions by usher becomes SO good


far by SZA review: banger, very good song i like it a lot but i can not listen to it without hysterically laughing because all i can hear is “fart”


what kind of person do you have to be to do a puzzle you've already done? you take it apart and put it back in the box and how long must you wait to get any more dopamine out of it? what kind of mental state


vilf (veteran i’d like to fuck)


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you don’t wanna smoke w me when i get high i start acting like joe biden


support group for girls whos boyfriends won’t let them touch their buttholes


blowing on my little room temp glass of soju as if it were a steaming hot cup of tea


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Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated


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isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?


time to take my pill, can i take my little pill? can i take my happy pill? if i did then maybe i could chill (to the tune of bills bills bills by destiny’s child)


my life is like a movie 😌🫶 (eraserhead)


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Deathcab for who, me?


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beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat


dishes are nice chore when ur tipsy


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