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Pranjal Vachaspati

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It's insane that this (or waiting on the phone for 1 hour +) is the only way to cancel your RCN subscription. @SomervilleCity should reconsider allowing them to operate like this.

probablypranjal's tweet image. It's insane that this (or waiting on the phone for 1 hour +) is the only way to cancel your RCN subscription. @SomervilleCity should reconsider allowing them to operate like this.

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If you were not politically conscious/consuming the internet in 2004, this is what online election culture was like fyi

From Will✝️

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sorry i’m losing it not camptown races

imbobswaget's tweet image. sorry i’m losing it not camptown races

Cybertruck on average Somerville street

wtf is this my Ranger could handle this hill how do you let this footage see the light of day



Pranjal Vachaspati reposted

I feel like it’s not obvious to consumers how monumental and expensive regular software is. iOS cost about as much as the Manhattan project (~$20b). Google search cost about as much as the ISS (~$100b).


I could easily deny it.

probablypranjal's tweet image. I could easily deny it.

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The whole speed camera discourse is weird because I have yet to find a single anti-speed camera person who advocates for raising speed limits. They prefer a status quo where it’s still illegal to speed but you are less likely to get caught and/or may have to deal with a human cop

Speeding cameras are good, actually, and should be everywhere.



I'm only just seeing this headline???

probablypranjal's tweet image. I'm only just seeing this headline???

This tweet is 9 minutes old as of right now. These are the front pages of the first four news websites I went to.

probablypranjal's tweet image. This tweet is 9 minutes old as of right now. These are the front pages of the first four news websites I went to.
probablypranjal's tweet image. This tweet is 9 minutes old as of right now. These are the front pages of the first four news websites I went to.
probablypranjal's tweet image. This tweet is 9 minutes old as of right now. These are the front pages of the first four news websites I went to.
probablypranjal's tweet image. This tweet is 9 minutes old as of right now. These are the front pages of the first four news websites I went to.

Wagner is spitting truth & inciting a coup Tanks are on the streets of Moscow The Kremlin is having a meltdown And US news leads with "Submersible still sunk."



WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

probablypranjal's tweet image. WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

nibmoss's tweet image. WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
nibmoss's tweet image. WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle


Overhead: "My friend is having a watch party where we dress up as our favorite Succession character but like... we're all going to show up in suits"


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Imagine being able to take a Tesla underground through a tunnel with stops at the airport, hotels and downtown. This isn’t something from some futuristic sci-fi movie. It’s the Vegas Loop, and it could become a reality in Las Vegas. Ride along with us: youtu.be/dyZ4Ov7GDRA

CityOfLasVegas's tweet image. Imagine being able to take a Tesla underground through a tunnel with stops at the airport, hotels and downtown. This isn’t something from some futuristic sci-fi movie. It’s the Vegas Loop, and it could become a reality in Las Vegas.

Ride along with us: youtu.be/dyZ4Ov7GDRA
CityOfLasVegas's tweet image. Imagine being able to take a Tesla underground through a tunnel with stops at the airport, hotels and downtown. This isn’t something from some futuristic sci-fi movie. It’s the Vegas Loop, and it could become a reality in Las Vegas.

Ride along with us: youtu.be/dyZ4Ov7GDRA
CityOfLasVegas's tweet image. Imagine being able to take a Tesla underground through a tunnel with stops at the airport, hotels and downtown. This isn’t something from some futuristic sci-fi movie. It’s the Vegas Loop, and it could become a reality in Las Vegas.

Ride along with us: youtu.be/dyZ4Ov7GDRA
CityOfLasVegas's tweet image. Imagine being able to take a Tesla underground through a tunnel with stops at the airport, hotels and downtown. This isn’t something from some futuristic sci-fi movie. It’s the Vegas Loop, and it could become a reality in Las Vegas.

Ride along with us: youtu.be/dyZ4Ov7GDRA


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This, to me, is all there is really left to say.

jbouie's tweet image. This, to me, is all there is really left to say.
jbouie's tweet image. This, to me, is all there is really left to say.

Pranjal Vachaspati reposted

there is nobody in the world who grasps the way america is both impossibly cruel and unbelievably stupid and ridiculous the way paul verhoeven does

spacetwinks's tweet image. there is nobody in the world who grasps the way america is both impossibly cruel and unbelievably stupid and ridiculous the way paul verhoeven does

My twitter notification page just randomly loaded in arabic? Then back to english on reload. Good to see everything's going well at T̵w̵i̵t̵t̵e̵r̵ T_itter HQ.


Don't know why people are dunking on this. Kids are coming out of Aquinas with a solid understanding of phlogiston theory and knowledge of all four humors.

This is from Thomas Aquinas College in California. This is what a serious undergraduate education looks like.

JeremyTate41's tweet image. This is from Thomas Aquinas College in California. This is what a serious undergraduate education looks like.
JeremyTate41's tweet image. This is from Thomas Aquinas College in California. This is what a serious undergraduate education looks like.


metal spatula on nonstick... no thank you mr putin

Let this sink in a little.



I will watch the Matt Damon shoe movie


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