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@protipsloth

hello I am a sloth & I point out the obvious / DM your pro tip submission

The Golden Gate Bridge isn’t actually golden


Life hack for how to stop hating yourself!


Your clothes have been to countries you’ve never been to


Dwayne Johnson, “The Rock", isn't an actual rock🪨


"Age" is not a number, it's a word


Chicken fingers are not actually a chicken's fingers


There are more butt cheeks on the earth than people


Using "airplane mode" does not turn your phone into an airplane


Sex is the #1 cause of babies


Would you want to be famous?

Hell yeah %52.6
Hell no %47.4

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together

protipsloth's tweet image. Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together

You have a 0% chance of turning into a spider


Can’t be dumped if you don’t date anyone


Life hack: fill your arms with puppies so no one can ask for your help


Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato


Police officer: did you know you had a tail light out? Me: no officer because I drive from the inside of my car


It took your mom 9 months to form your heart, do not let anyone break it in 15 seconds!!


I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot sloth shit


Fish are excellent swimmers


Why is there no sloth emoji ugh


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