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Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear. Read More: jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/pen…
What does a lumberjack do before turning off the computer? He logs off. Read More: jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/lu…
Qu'est-ce qui est invisible et sent le maïs? Un pet de cochon. Read More: jokes4us.com/blagues/animau…
"Welcome... Your waiter will be right with you." - OJ Simpson Read More: jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes…
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend. Read More: jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/dir…
A Man asked, how is a pussy like a grapefruit? The Woman said, it's like me, we squirt when you eat. The Man said, why is a vagina just like the weather? The Woman said, when it's wet, it's time to go inside. Any more Questions? Read More: jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/vag…
Let's have some Friday fun! 🤪 What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court? "Annette" ...This one made us chuckle 🤣🤣 Thank-you jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/vo… !!
【続き】"Now and then I miss you." said the sticker machine to the center of the record (僕はときどき君を貼る作業でミスしてしまうんだ。ステッカー機がレコード中央部分に語れり)という作品(?)も好きだ。無関係のPICKLE SLICER Joke (jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/p…)まで思い出してしまう。【続く】
In honor of #WorldRhinoDay, here's a joke: Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Take away his credit card! source: jokes4us.com/animaljokes/rh…
Q: How do you stop a Gooner beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Spurs jersey. source: jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/ar…
Wednesday is for the windows of Paris and a barber joke . What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue. She started it!😆 #WindowsWednesday #Paris Source: jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/ba…
Here is something to cheer you up on a cold grey Thursday Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke? A: When it's down to its last quarter. source: jokes4us.com/miscellaneousj…
Did you hear about the Tesla Owner in Jail? He was charged with battery. source: jokes4us.com/miscellaneousj…
Chistes de Naranjas De Regreso: Chistes : Comida ¿Cuál es la fruta que más se ríe? La naranja ja ja ja ja.¿Qué le dijo la naranja a la gelatina? No me quité la ropa y ya estás temblando. source: jokes4us.com/chistes/comida…
Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? A: The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power. source: jokes4us.com/miscellaneousj…
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road. source: ow.ly/v4jx50JP4kM
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