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C’est avec un immense plaisir que je voulais absolument rien vous annoncer, voilà merci



loki: you need to get a hobby mai: i have a hobby loki: being sad isn't a hobby


isaac: hey dumbass, get over here taeh min: oka- lixy, getting up: coming taeh min, internally: i thought... i was dumbass..


venus: what's up lyam: the sky rouge: gas prices baby: this dick cherry: ... cherry, hesitantly: not much, what about you...?


cyan: i regret giving you that blender. sirène, drinking a sandwich: why ?


ezra: the next time i'm opening up to someone is during my autopsy.


mai: people who sleep with socks on are weird willow: people who sleep are weird loki: i was a sock once


light, trapping a wasp under a cup: god these wasps are so annoying bryone: *places two more cups next to it* light: bryone what are you doing bryone: *starts shuffling the cups* light: bRYONE


lekkå : i almost dropped my phone on my soft, carpeted floor but thank god i have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead


donovan : are you high loki : am i what donovan : high loki : hello


donovan: it's ridiculous, but the young ones terrify me. (from the other room) loki : yo, what should i do with this paperwork ? mai : shred it sae : set it ablaze willow : shred it *then* set it ablaze donovan : "petrified" would be a better word, actually


donovan : loki, you have to apologize to willow loki : fine, un-fuck you or whatever donovan :


kova : has anyone seen avery ? avery : *lying face-down on the ground* present.


sani : you've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot sani : *throws a pot at céleste* céleste : céleste : get ready for bitch in a ditch


[uwu part.2] bryone : uwu makes a sentence seems cute and harmless ! jeremiah : i love you uwu sani : i just got food uwu jewel : i'll fucking murder you uwu sikinti : please don't do that uwu jewel : no promises uwu


raven : what kind of tea is this ? lekkå : oh, i boiled some gatorade


charlie : what are you drinking ? márr : vodka charlie : what the hell ??? straight ??? márr : no, gay charlie : NOT YOU, THE VODKA


bryone : if u add uwu after the end of youe sentence it makes it cute ! nuni : you're right uwu sikinti : i agree uwu jewel : im gonna kill all of you uwu sani : don't uwu jewel : fuck you uwu


céleste : they ask me how i manage the members easily. céleste : the answer is : i don't. céleste : this morning, sani called my name and when i showed up to see what was going on, bryone and nuni shot me in the throat with a nerf gun


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