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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky "You miss 100% of the shots you do take" - Kylo Ren to the stormtroopers
I would like to formally apologize to @RyanGosling for not believing in his Kenergy when he was first cast as Ken.
I thought the Barbie movie was awesome. The only thing I found odd was that every Barbie had a ken counterpart, except for the mermaid Barbie. I didn't see any Mer-Ken..... #TheBarbieMovie
So, Kylo Ren says you all need to buy this book he wrote (under an alias of course) Its about a zombie outbreak at (not) disney world. It is bloody, sarcastic, and over all fun. If you love a good satirical horror, this is the book for you! books.friesenpress.com/store/title/11…
There needs to be a streaming service that offers nothing but Pedro Pascal content. Call it: Daddy+
For about 20 seconds this morning, I finally got to know what one of those coin-operated vibrating beds from sleezy motels you see on tv felt like.
My mom once kissed her twin brother on the lips.... And my uncle ran away to hide on an island on the other side of the galaxy after failing to murder me... (Kylon Ren had similar events happen but they are completely unrelated!) #MyFamilyIsWeird
Kylo Ren is looking to rebuild the deathstar and he is totally thinking about going electric. Think you could help, @elonmusk ?
I worked at the disney store and it has a strict tattoo policy... I went to a con and asked @JeremyRenner to sign my arm. The manager was pissed she could see the dots on my wrist, yet the tramp stamp that was exposed every time she bent over wasn't an issue. #WhyIGotFired
I worked at a kitchenware store and it got boring working alone, so I made my own fun by with paper dolls, costumes, toys and even brought my Hawkeye standee to work. Never actually got caught, store went out of business and thats actually #WhyIGotFired
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I am glad @elonmusk is cracking down on all those 'Parody' accounts. There are too many people out there pretending to be Kylo Ren! "Identity theft is not a joke, Elon!" - Dwight Schrute quoting Kylo Ren
With how many times @MartinKove has faked his death, I feel like in the next season of Cobra Kai, @ralphmacchio and @WilliamZabka could cut off his head, burn the body, and feed it to sharks and I still wouldn't believe Kreese is dead. #CobraKai
My favorite thing about #CobraKaiSeason5 is the realism. Despite all their resources, neither Terry Silver or Daniel LaRusso could get their hands on a Playstation 5.
I have a serious question for @therealKripke about the 11-foot-high, 30-foot-long prosthetic penis.... Is it going to be available at a prop sale or just donated to @Pornhub?
(Pretty sure this is how @TaikaWaititi pitched OFMD) Taika Watiti: Its a show where @rhysiedarby and I kiss. Network: And... TW: and....? NW: You walked in here and said "Its a show where Rhys and I kiss" TW: Yep! NW: ...... TW: Rhys and I are also pirates?
May the fourth be with you ............................. ........................ .................... .................. ................ ......... .... Jerkface.
If I follow these rules, does this mean @MarkHamill will go on a date with me?
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