DIY pink socks. Me checking my outfit before stage ln
Seeing kids have lemonade stands always kind of makes me sad. I just want to give them $100 and tell them to stay young forever and don’t go on the internet.
The point is to establish a strange enough twitter that if someone hacks your shit it would just look like business as usual.
Who came up with the sport of skiing around with a rifle occasionally shooting some targets? Fascinating.
When you spot your crush and you’re looking amazing 😉👋 LM HQ x
It was a simple mix-up by @Schofe - but it makes us laugh every time we hear it! 😂 #BestBits @hollywills
I’ll have the shroom room or I’ll have nothing. Tonight! with @jimmyfallon
cough drop temp’s hot cooking some soup in da crock pot chicken noodle bitch she a sick thot hair fallin’ out from the top knot
What do you mean "this is an airport" and what do you mean I "can't carry alfredo pasta in my fanny pack?"
watch out world i’m a slippers guy now
Starting with the dog’s face was a bad idea it keeps looking at me like ‘father why did you make me this way I am in pain’
Why are dentist offices always playing home improvement shows on their tvs? Do they just want the sound of drills to be filling the air?
Home for about 45 minutes and already in front of the fire eating cheese. IIIIIIIIT’S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
has anyone ever managed to "embrace your curves" for real because i keep trying and accidentally dislocating my shoulder
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