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Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.


So they pay $1,000,000 to make commercials of starving kids around the world, why don't they use that money and feed them?


Walmart: "Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open!"


You're 13 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin... And you wear more make-up than you do clothes. Your mother must be so proud.


Older I get = Less people I trust


RT If You SeeYour Fav App?? Instagram?? Twitter?? Tumblr? Facebook?? Pandora?? Youtube?? Angry Birds?? Fruit Ninja ?? Temple Run??


Yeah, I'm F.I.N.E., (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong. I'm definitely "Fine"


funny how people change their attitude when you start treating them the way they treat you.


Sometimes, you just gotta take a deep breath, look up, and scream "FUCK YOU!"


You know you're drunk when you're chopping pineapples in half screaming, "SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!"


O. B . A . M. A - Obviously Better At Managing America !!!


GOOD PUSSY will have niggas doing 95mph in a 35mph zone... With a suspended license... A broke headlight... And weed in the whip..


White People ; LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ! Black People ; OH HELL YEA NIGGA THIS MY SHIT !


I delete tweets.. If I spell a word wrong, fuck whoever saw it.


No girl sucks dick but somehow all niggas get head, Niggas only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly bitches getting pregnant. somebody LYING


12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated" hoe you mentally retarded.


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Im done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Ima still probably text you tomorrow tho. But fuck you.


"Virgin pussy " () " , Regular pussy " ( ) " , Hoe pussy (_________________________)


Student: "FUCK YEAH we have a substitute teacher!! Teacher: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN!" Student: "Oh shit..."


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