TARANTULAS . 🧪🕷️
@robotarantula
Proud creator of Ostaros. He/It. (18+ admin!)
ignore my terrifying claws and embrace me tenderly.
my wife trapped me in the corner of the room with a baby gate again i can’t fucking get out
anyone wanna get physically addicted to eachothers scent
imagine dating me n then boom i jus start biting the fuck out of u
No babe your crash outs make you more charming
The Lobster keeps finding itself in precarious situations.
bleeding all over my wife lovingly
the walls start to whisper to me when im left alone longer than 5 minutes
plenty of fish in the sea, but i wanted that fish. i really like that fish
they keep trying to diagnose me but I am Me
Sometimes The Lobster hears The Calling To Ascend.
whether you come as a lover or an executioner, i am ready to receive you.
IT IS UN SPORTSMANLIKE TO TAKE ANTIBIOTICS YOU MUST FIGHT THE INFECTION HONESTLY WITH YOUR OWN ANTIBODIES
nothing is wrong with me it’s an elaborate bit
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