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I stopped tweeting puns before it became mainstream. Because puns are dumb.


I don't care if the GIL makes ruby code thread-safe or not. My 2003 Thinkpad has one CPU and it works just fine.


Look, I love Heroku. Good people and great tech. All I'm saying is it should be shut down so people who shouldn't deploy apps can't.


Heroku's ruining today's Ruby developers. Anyone who didn't run production apps with Ruby 1.6 on a Pentium 3 has no idea what they're doing.


What’s the point of teaching you TDD when you are just going to do it wrong?


I was paranoid about government spying and cloaking my online actions with OSS before it went mainstream.


Nobody tells me how to think. Especially if they use Bundler.


TIL I’m a “two bag”, or something. Not sure. I’ve been spell checking insults since before it was mainstream. ATTN: @jboobies303


The thing about “thought leadership” is the thought should be A) worth following and B) not rejected twelve years ago.


@RubyLeaders Take back your JSON-style hash syntax and stabby lambdas and come at me when you understand some computer science. “Bro.”


@RubyLeaders My code is small, fast, and backwards compat to ruby 1.6. You think I could do that without understanding the method cache?


This is why all my libraries still use setup.rb. i.loveruby.net/en/projects/se…


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I'd give @dhh's thoughts on software maintainability more credence if @37signals hadn't needed to rewrite an app that does less by design.


My criteria to use a template markup language is that you've never heard of it. #haml #cargocult


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I used Capistrano when it was called Switchtower. #oldschool #railsconf


Dear #railsconf attendees, where are you this week? Perhaps you can use Twitter to tell us.


Rescued a ThinkPad from a thrift store. Loaded Haiku OS on it. Using the Colemak keymap. Once RVM is running this will be perfect.


@kertal_tech You're doing it backwards. If you want to be a topical hipster you have to choose a topic that is inherently cool.


I was freaking out and acting childish about changes made to Ruby on Rails long ago. Way before it became so mainstream.


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