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dont listen to this fuckin egghead steal anything you want from disney

Don’t pirate anything. Even it’s something you really want to watch, but which doesn’t launch in your country immediately. Just don’t pirate.



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FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time


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if u live through this with me i swear that i will die for u


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y’all need to shut up about this Disney+ shit, y’all grown doing coke and k on the weekend but wanna come home and watch Disney+ stfu


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bartender asked if i wanted another beer & i said “no thank you, i have to pee soon & don’t like leaving an open beer” so one of the guys said “ain’t nobody gonna drink your beer” ...do men think the reason we don’t leave our drinks unattended is because someone will drink it??


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Is flirting cheating? Is it che...bitch if i slap you with my left hand even tho imma righty, did you still get slapped?


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I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am


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Talent is midwesterners ability to drive miles to their destination with a completely frosted windshield


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What’s up you stupid bitch


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my body dysmorphia be like wear baggy clothes but not Too baggy but also wear something revealing but not Too revealing but make sure it shows ur curves but not Too much of ur curves and make sure it looks good from every angle and when u walk and when u sit down but n


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I don’t know how I thought jeans were being made, but this wasn’t it.


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Retweet if $40/hr would change your life drastically.


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