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in 6th grade i said “i wish i had an addams apple they look cool” to a boy in my class and he said “why??? youre a girl” and oh boy how did that turn out


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9 out of 10 dentists agree that im doin ur mom


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have a swaggy new year


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i had a dream rhett and link were selling makeup pallets and two of them were just called their dogs names and then the rest were all just john mulaney quotes


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shout out to cosplayers, he/theys, people who are always cold, mythical beasts, people who dont like soda, and people who keep there phone above 30 percent at all times.


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cheesecake is SO BAD


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ive been saying matpat is hot for years but y’all r just now realizing


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wait can i bring up the john mulaney quote “you could pour hot soup in my lap and id probably apologize to you” because that’s literally my whole personality


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i love garrett watts sm oh my god


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