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Samuel Murphy

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The real crime is car wash joints taking 30 seconds to change spray modes.


People that walk in jeans make me feel uneasy


Just confirmed you can receive the Pfizer jab without posting it on your Instagram story.


How good is supermarket shopping at your home ground Woolies or Coles. In that same regard, very daunting playing away.


Opening ceremony video looks like a year 10 multimedia presentation. #TokyoOlympics2021


Anyone else have an unhealthy obsession with Highway Patrol?


A perfectly timed one way bridge crossing gives me goosebumps.


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The lockdown should end as soon as the press conference finishes. But we'll have to wait until midnight tonight because the virus is smart. It's the enemy. It knows we're currently in lockdown and therefore will be more infectious for the next 15 hours.


Sure it’s bad, but is it getting the slow petrol pump bad?


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Thanks Champ


A Twirl chocolate bar is head and shoulders above its competition.


What time does Big Brother Uncut start @HaydenForbes?


But seriously, where’s Kony?


Does anyone know where I can stream the Russian Pro Liga Table Tennis league? Asking for a mate.


Not many other places where there is an absolute show of male strength than at a baggage terminal. An absolute lions den.


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that's ok, I'm not after forgiveness, so we're both happy 👍


The Veronica's make their comeback every year on the Grand Final Footy Show


United States Tendencias

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