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Literally a live look at the bulls and Trump-tards end of market today.


Winners for the giveaway are @phonyboyy @scalperryan congratulations 🎊



Can't believe the first time I posted last night, this got flagged by the sensitive cats at the top, to get deleted. 😂😂😂 Repost: @POTUS gonna take his anger out on his First Lady @elonmusk after last night's @TeamCanada win #canadavsusa #canadassport #hockey #11thprovince

scalperryan's tweet image. Can't believe the first time I posted last night, this got flagged by the sensitive cats at the top, to get deleted. 😂😂😂

Repost: @POTUS gonna take his anger out on his First Lady @elonmusk after last night's @TeamCanada win
#canadavsusa #canadassport #hockey #11thprovince

Someone won the internet today. And if you don't get it, you're too fucking young @elonmusk @POTUS @HarrisonFordLA #indianajones #templeofdoom #fucknazis

scalperryan's tweet image. Someone won the internet today. And if you don't get it, you're too fucking young
@elonmusk @POTUS @HarrisonFordLA #indianajones #templeofdoom #fucknazis

scalperRyan reposted

If you haven’t entered the raffle yet. You still have time. I've teamed up with @TradeifyFunding to give away TWO 50K Growth Accounts! To enter: 1⃣ Follow me, @TradeifyFunding and @TradeifyTV 2⃣ Like this post ❤️ 3⃣ Retweet this post🔁 4⃣ Tag 3 friends Winners will be…

1MINUTETIP's tweet image. If you haven’t entered the raffle yet.

You still have time. 

I've teamed up with @TradeifyFunding to give away TWO 50K Growth Accounts!

To enter:

1⃣ Follow me, @TradeifyFunding and @TradeifyTV 
2⃣ Like this post ❤️
3⃣ Retweet this post🔁
4⃣ Tag 3 friends
 
Winners will be…

Not mine. But this is hilariously true for most.

scalperryan's tweet image. Not mine. But this is hilariously true for most.

Coming out of twitter hiatus for some expert TA and Chart art #HAWKTUAH

scalperryan's tweet image. Coming out of twitter hiatus for some expert TA and Chart art
#HAWKTUAH

So someone tried to assassinate Trump. Meanwhile Biden is on life support literally and figuratively. Fwiw, our dip shit leader @JustinTrudeau is a fraction of a leader as either of them


Happy Imperial Measurement System Day to our neighbours to the South

scalperryan's tweet image. Happy Imperial Measurement System Day to our neighbours to the South

"Hey Connor, how does it feel to win another individual award, while your team still can't win shit?"

CONNOR MCDAVID IS YOUR CONN SMYTHE WINNER



All is right in the world. The Sun will rise tomorrow, and the Oil Stains are 1st place Losers.


Doing my part today. Sending good juju to the hockey gods. #gocatsgo

scalperryan's tweet image. Doing my part today. Sending good juju to the hockey gods. #gocatsgo

Even though I'd love to see them lose a game 7 OT, this is equally as satisfying.

scalperryan's tweet image. Even though I'd love to see them lose a game 7 OT, this is equally as satisfying.

Soft Leafs fans will find this offensive. Regular Leafs fans know this is just the truth.

Leafs fans I feel for you guys. This ain’t right.

ryanwhitney6's tweet image. Leafs fans I feel for you guys. This ain’t right.


A furus cookbook

scalperryan's tweet image. A furus cookbook

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