imagine Thor but with like... a regular hammer
It’s funny in spy movies when a bad guy unfurls his pack of like 16 similar sized torture blades. No way you need all those knives dog, just pick the best one.
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My egg nog koi pond looks beautiful, especially with all the fish resting on the surface oh my God what have I done?
My mom just now: "So," very long pause, "what...is a furry?"
If you’re alone tonight, remember there are no such things as ghosts, or zombies. But there are real people who want to murder you though.
There are few cooler band names than Rage Against The Machine.
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#weeklyplanetpod on a scale of 1 to 10 how much did you enjoy the defenders episode where everyone just beats up IRON FIST?
Spiders living in a blind persons house really hit the lottery.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Trump’s biggest accomplishment in his first 100 days has been making it seem like much longer.
At Starbucks this morning, everyone is on their laptops drafting a healthcare bill.
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