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Kyle

@semiserious

This is just me complaining or getting excited about dumb shit.

Goodbye over here too, I guess!


Logging on to this account to unfollow Kanye.


Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

semiserious's tweet image. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Lol (Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary)

semiserious's tweet image. Lol (Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary)

What if I shook things up and started posting on here again?


As someone who watched their mother scatter the ashes of not one but two of her parents off a boat….


If I see you n' I don't speak it means I don't fuck with you ...or I have social anxiety. 50/50 chance really.


LOL: "Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary"

semiserious's tweet image. LOL: "Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary"

Shocked and disappointed tge cafeteria does not have a Halloween themed menu.


4:55pm: "Ah, maybe I should do a costume tonight."


I don't have much, but I do have decent lips for a white boy.


This weekend brought such shame on us, the regular limited edition chicken dipping sauce enthusiast community.


A dramatic L train discussion about how it was wrong for someone to buy 25 lbs of quinoa at Costco for the house without asking everyone.


Riding an orange seat subway train is such a personal thrill, thank you.


I'm still sure that Dua Lipa is a Glossier makeup product I'm not interested in.


Nothing like a weekend of classic Gemini bullshit to really make me feel centered again.


Worried that Hillary hasn't found a way to use "Bodak Yellow" to roast Trump.


If your response to Hurricane Irma is "please, won't anyone think of Capitalism!" you might just want to rethink your entire life.


Plz watch for my upcoming novel in which I jump back and forth between Hurricane Andrew and Irma to tell the story of a since broken family.


No place can meme a natural disaster quite like Florida.


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