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The New Orleans Pelicans and Zion Williamson have reached an agreement including a forced vasectomy clause in his contract.

TheNBACentel's tweet image. The New Orleans Pelicans and Zion Williamson have reached an agreement including a forced vasectomy clause in his contract.

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Damn Cena retirement got niggas in tears that Curry retirement gone kill somebody


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there’s genuinely nothing scarier than a max verstappen that smells blood oh my goat what do u have for me tomorrow

Max on T1: "Let them watch out. I have nothing to lose. We're going all out."

verstappenews's tweet image. Max on T1: "Let them watch out. I have nothing to lose. We're going all out."


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can't wait until my son enters those middle school science fairs fuck yall volcanoes ngga we cooking CRACK 😂😂


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The Los Angeles Clippers reportedly did not have the budget to put together a full farewell tour for Chris Paul (Via @ChrisBHayne)

TheNBACentel's tweet image. The Los Angeles Clippers reportedly did not have the budget to put together a full farewell tour for Chris Paul

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

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''you start P3, that means outside of turn 1, inside turn 2. isn't that an annoying position to start from?'' max: ''no, it's more annoying for the people next to me.'' ''because?'' max: ''because i have nothing to lose, so we're going for it. i'm not really worried about it,…

SCUDERIAFEMBOY's tweet image. ''you start P3, that means outside of turn 1, inside turn 2. isn't that an annoying position to start from?''

max: ''no, it's more annoying for the people next to me.''

''because?''

max: ''because i have nothing to lose, so we're going for it. i'm not really worried about it,…
SCUDERIAFEMBOY's tweet image. ''you start P3, that means outside of turn 1, inside turn 2. isn't that an annoying position to start from?''

max: ''no, it's more annoying for the people next to me.''

''because?''

max: ''because i have nothing to lose, so we're going for it. i'm not really worried about it,…

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GP: "Lando has been told to 'come and get you'." Verstappen:

f1trollofficial's tweet image. GP: "Lando has been told to 'come and get you'."

Verstappen:

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First Team All-Demon @StephenCurry30 Via KG Certified


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song almost activated this nigga like he the winter soldier

Michael Jordan getting excited when he heard the Bulls intro music



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Idc if I get fired, Charlie Kirk had it coming My name is Riccardo Adami and I am the race engineer for Lewis Hamilton of Scuderia Ferrari.


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Idc if I get fired, Charlie Kirk had it coming My name is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and I work for the Oklahoma City Thunder


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Jokic’s horse winning a race vs. the Nuggets winning a title This man is hilarious 😭

LegionHoops's tweet image. Jokic’s horse winning a race vs. the Nuggets winning a title

This man is hilarious 😭
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This man is hilarious 😭

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Kevin Durant’s IG story: (h/t @BradeauxNBA)

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(h/t @BradeauxNBA)
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(h/t @BradeauxNBA)

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"The OKC Thunder are the 2025 NBA Champions!"

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Top 5 best feelings as a man 1) the razor on the back of the neck during a haircut 2) the physical touch of a woman 3) someone yelling “he’s a shooter” when playing pickup hoops 4) your team winning a title 5) first drink after a long day/week What am I missing?


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Max Strus sent a group text message to his Cavs teammates before game 5: “If you don’t believe, don’t show up for work.” Max Strus went 0/9 and the Cavs were ELIMINATED 😭😭😭


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guy on the right wouldn’t be able to comprehend the slur im about to call him

The American mind cannot comprehend this

CigsMake's tweet image. The American mind cannot comprehend this


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every other nba star: lets win this championship !!! zion williamson subplot:

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zion williamson subplot:

Zion Williamson’s alleged stalker, Ahkeema Love, reportedly assaulted a romantic rival inside his home — hitting her with keys, tearing off her nails, and threatening her: “Count your days… it’s going to be your head next when I drop this baby.” She also allegedly egged Zion’s…

TheDunkCentral's tweet image. Zion Williamson’s alleged stalker, Ahkeema Love, reportedly assaulted a romantic rival inside his home — hitting her with keys, tearing off her nails, and threatening her: “Count your days… it’s going to be your head next when I drop this baby.” She also allegedly egged Zion’s…


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