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He’s been my striker when I first came to Old Trafford and he’s been my coach since I came back to Man. United. But most of all, Ole is an outstanding human being. I wish him the best in whatever his life has reserved for him. Good luck, my friend! You deserve it!

Cristiano's tweet image. He’s been my striker when I first came to Old Trafford and he’s been my coach since I came back to Man. United. But most of all, Ole is an outstanding human being. I wish him the best in whatever his life has reserved for him. 

Good luck, my friend!
You deserve it!
Cristiano's tweet image. He’s been my striker when I first came to Old Trafford and he’s been my coach since I came back to Man. United. But most of all, Ole is an outstanding human being. I wish him the best in whatever his life has reserved for him. 

Good luck, my friend!
You deserve it!


It’s over.

simonpatel's tweet image. It’s over.

Fuck sake, left my coffee in an InPost locker.


imagine doing a “baking a cake” celebration and the goal being disallowed #FULCRY


Still can’t believe @HarryMaguire93 won @MasterChefUK for cooking @LFC!


mad how this lad gone from vimto to espresso


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my combined XI for Liv / United

Dominos_UK's tweet image. my combined XI for Liv / United


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BUMBACLARTS


as if celia just dropped one #CelebrityTraitors


South Western Railway

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There we go.

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And off you fuck.

Old Trafford, here we come! 😤 #CFC | #MUNCHE

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#CFC | #MUNCHE


If somebody could find me a sick wedding venue for 23p, that would be great.


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The Far Right Christian Nationalists buying Afghan Rice Bowls, one of the predominant refugee Nationalities. Strong likelihood this business was set up by a hard working Refugee.


Course he fucking did. Honestly, I can’t even be arsed anymore.

Rasmus Hojlund scored just 14 minutes into his debut for Napoli! 😤

SkyFootball's tweet image. Rasmus Hojlund scored just 14 minutes into his debut for Napoli! 😤


The racism tied up in British ‘patriotism’ isn’t new - it’s just louder. The flags and protests just make the inherent visible. Far-right groups. Political leaders. Tabloids. Ultimately, I blame the state - it’s rooted in racial hierarchy. 350+ years.

The car of an Indian Nhs doctor, graffitied and vandalised. This isn't patriotism it is targeted racism and harassment. Anything @Keir_Starmer

Bushra1Shaikh's tweet image. The car of an Indian Nhs doctor, graffitied and vandalised. This isn't patriotism it is targeted racism and harassment.

Anything @Keir_Starmer


Toronto, 17 years later! Who’s heading to @Rogers_Stadium to see @oasis? Don’t forget to check isitparkaweather.com before you step out! #Oasis #Oasis25 #OasisLive25 #Toronto #RogersStadium #Canada


thought fucking @liamgallagher joined our teams call for a second

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