jesse.
@sixshotdevil
So get your gun and bet your life, if you're a gambler...
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⠀ “ 𝑇𝘩𝑎𝑡 went against my 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆. “ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ jesse mccree, deadlock rebel ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ + deadeye cowboy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ au - never joined blackwatch, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ stayed with the gang. written ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ by pixel. #owrp. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I'm the goddamn April Fool every month I spend in this gang, I swear,
Me, with an arrow through my right arm: oh, NOW you wanna top Hanzo?? Is that how it is??
Wh- Why's the gang always growin' when I ain't lookin'??
I'm pulling my weight for the gang. Just saying. Don't- Don't deliver any unjust punishments or nothing-
Hey, I don't doubt it. Have fun. 'r don't.
Me, walking into the poker room: Hey, Ashe, I was lookin' at the stocks and I- 15 Ashes, all gathered around the table: Me: Me: Okay. I'll just. Come back later.
Alright. Guess I can't argue with that.
A council usually decides on shit? What th'hell are you deciding on with all your clones?
I realize I make it sound like Ashe does nothing but punch and/or strangle me... but it's play-fightin'. Mostly. The ol' Deadlock form of affection.
Me, to the cops: Hey, Ashe calls the shots, I just work here- Ashe: JESSE MCCREE YOU SUMBITCH JUST WAIT UNTIL WE GET OUTTA THESE CUFFS I'M GONNA WRING YOUR STUPID NECK
Criminal: yeah i'll have two guns Me: kay, that'll be 600$. or, you could get FOUR guns for 1200$! Criminal: ...that's not a savings Me, NOT gentle: NO ONE SAID IT WAS! ... Criminal: four guns sound great
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