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🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Yoane Wissa to Newcastle, here we go! Deal verbally agreed right now between the clubs. Fee worth £55m package. Brentford accept formal proposal from #NUFC and Wissa on his way for medical later today. After Isak gone, Wissa and Woltemade join for Eddie Howe.
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Sweeps it in with his right foot in a meaningless MLS game but couldn’t do it against AC Milan in the Champions League. Bug eyed wanker
this looks absolutely wank
IF this design is the home shirt for next season then what are your thoughts on it? 🤔 #NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle
top 3 worst tweets of all time
🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle United have agreed a fee with MLS side Atlanta United for winger Miguel Almiron. Confirmation of the deal is being held up as they thrash out personal terms but it’s not thought to be a major hurdle to overcome. #nufc more to follow on @TeleFootball
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Dan Ashworth leaves Man Utd after 5 months as sporting director. 53yo’s move from Newcastle has not worked + departure agreed in meeting at Old Trafford last night; presented by #MUFC as mutual. W/ @AdamCrafton_ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/59723…
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bardet in yellow after suffering through years of sky trains actually makes me so happy
I will feel zero sympathy for anyone who falls for this.
A Christian Church is trending online after they announced that they're selling plots of land in heaven for $100 per square meter. The pastor says he spoke to God and he was granted permission to do this. They have already collected thousands of dollars 👀
why tf is he training at sandylands?
Most exciting english talent since rooney whilst foden, bellingham, and saka are in the squad smh
Adam Wharton: The Most Exciting English Prospect since Rooney💎 In this thread, I will be breaking down why I believe Wharton is potentially England’s greatest talent. [IN-DEPTH THREAD]
![CounterPressers's tweet image. Adam Wharton: The Most Exciting English Prospect since Rooney💎
In this thread, I will be breaking down why I believe Wharton is potentially England’s greatest talent.
[IN-DEPTH THREAD]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GPZtrysa8AA_w16.jpg)
how almiron plays football
It's Black and White. 🖤🤍 Our 2024/25 @adidasfootball home kit will go on sale at 8am tomorrow in-store at St. James’ Park and online.
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